jonathan

I deleted mine when I was at sixth form and never looked back (which I've just realised means I deleted it 11/12 years ago 😳)

yesss the chocolate covered normal circle shape ones were deffo a thing, guess I must've imagined the finger version 🫠 I could devour a pack of either right now tho

acc not even sure if they ever existed or if I've imagined them my whole life. I swear they were discontinued when I was little but ??? can't find anything online

would do things for chocolate covered rich tea fingers

phones finally being exciting again is making me so happy

trump supports landback confirmed

the Salisbury one on the other hand is v pretty and still exists

the old Southampton Odeon was so beautiful too, I felt so inspired by the architecture going there growing up 😍😍😍

thank you!! 🙏

it was lovely thank you!!

shocking I don't think I did!!!!

new job day ahhh 🫡🫨🫠😌

happy birthday!!! 🎈

growing up I never wanted to try them because I thought they looked grim, was missing out for real

I love roasted parsnips sm

ahhh thank you!!! It's been wild

basically had one for just over a year, it's so fun I love it sm

I love foldy phones so much

Shuffle Sleep Sounds on Apple Music 10 I cannot directly control Apple Music to shuffle the sleep sounds. You should use your device's voice assistant (like Siri) and say "Hey Siri, shuffle sleep sounds on Apple Music" or open the Apple Music app and select a sleep sounds playlist to shuffle manually. =x

is gemini telling me to get an iPhone???

Number of payments 127 Average spend 127 payments £7.03 Total spent 127 payments £893.12

this feels like bullying, I've not even spent that much there 😩

Screenshot of Monzo Wrapped saying I spent more than most at Waitrose X The legend of Jonathan and the not-quite-essentials You spend more than most at Waitrose. To you, truffle oil IS essential.

does it still count if I worked there? 😩😩😩

congratulations!!! 🎉🥳

Literally!! I was really looking forward to making a leek and chicken hotpot 😞

Dear Jonathan. Your order is due for delivery today between 11:30am - 12:30pm. You can check your order's arrival time using our app. We're sorry, we've had to substitute a few products in your order: 1 x Picard Sliced Leeks for 1 x Picard Organic Broccoli and Cauliflower Florets.

I'd have preferred fresh leeks actually???

Photo of a yellow road sign that says "ducks crossing please slow down" with three duck silhouette

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"This is one of the few places where the public participate in a institution that really matters"

Labour peer Baroness Kennedy criticises the government’s decision to scrap jury trials for crimes with sentences of less than three years.

#Newsnight

oh 100%, I just love them (but not as much as I used to when they were dairy milk) and I'll take what I can get

low-key want mini eggs all year so I'm not upset with this

good luck!!