Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠

Robert Duvall (1931–2026)

An unsolicited ad for The Replacements with weird character composition

looks like he's giving keanu reeves a good squeeves of those cheeks

Leguizamo in Romeo and Juliet

I used to go mini viral on Twitter semi regularly by just posting this image of John leguizamo and saying:

Ladies and gentlemen, John leguizamo

before attempting to argue with me on the internet, please remember that i am an idiot

On a lighter note the G.I. Joe crossover looks like a banger line to go out on

I was the biggest Playmates hater so this is pretty rich, but Mattel scooping up the license feels like another monopoly (no Hasbro pun intended), and this TMNT deal has that Nickelodeon/Paramount x Ellison stink wafting in the background

I can't believe I'm saying this but the Toyfair coverage has been bittersweet 🐢🥲

Yeah I shoulda left that part out.

Some people hate cape flicks so I'm just preemptively defensive about it (bad habit)

If they do another re-release I gotta check it out!

Oh yeah, I'm continuing my #RoadToDoomsday rewatch. I liked the Black Panther sequel more this time, and appreciate how different Talokan looks to DC's Atlantis (I like both for different reasons)

I guess it's not cool to talk about Marvel anymore but Angela Bassett deserved an Oscar for Wakanda Forever #NormanRockwellMeme

Same! I got excited when I thought it was a puzzle-- Not much of a board game guy

HotShot Basketball, Centurians board game, TMNT hockey, Operation: Aliens action figure case

TMNT tin trashcan, Cool Spot car plushie, Landscaper Flo action figure, and a gaggle of robot toys

Checked out a new local toy store. I took home Cool Spot 🔴😎

Green metal dude mutant (Gorky), baby mutant, mad scientist mutant with cleaver (Gnash) in a grubby kitchen.

Sunday morning Canadian television is three monster puppets hosting a showing of IT'S ALIVE.

When I say I don't miss working in NYC, I mean it

Because this ain't no Chuck E. Cheese 😈

Of that stack, I've seen Pan, Love Simon, Sacred Deer, Brawl, and Gucci (Leto, lol)...
The codes worked in most of them too 👍

A stack of blu-rays with slipcovers, including The Requin, Pan, Love Simon, The Last Man, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, House of Gucci, Juice, and Brawl in Cell Block 99

A vinyl collectible of a rat posing on a slice of pizza

My FYE is doing a 4/$10 sale on any used disc under $25, and coupled with my birthday discount, I got that stack for about $16! I also got the Costanza pizza rat blind buy, so everything's coming up Milhouse!

Protester sign, "We do not protest because we hate. We do so because we love. We protest for the beautiful future that we know is possible. We do so with joy."

Pr*test #3
I mean... I hate a l'il 👀

To have the confidence of guys trying to sell wooden pallets

I thought he was holding a revolver lmao

a man wearing a black tank top and a ski mask sits on a couch Alt: A man wearing a dark grey tank top and a black ski mask sits on a red couch and shrugs with a revolver in his left hand. And I mean... I get it

I used to be way more critical of hand-drawn/painted art before the era of AI slop. So, uh... that's a positive, I guess

Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

How I'm hanging on

4) THE RULES OF ATTRACTION remains a fascinating companion-piece to AMERICAN PSYCHO that keeps finding new ways to make me uncomfortable. But I appreciate the deconstruction of 90s teen films-- Intentional or otherwise

2) TOGETHER was entertaining "heightened schlock" and thought the real-life couple had suitably great chemistry
3) THE FALL GUY is fun but think I learned to avoid the Extended Cut

Letterboxd posters for Beowulf, Together, The Fall Guy, and The Rules of Attraction

It's #LastFourFriday
1) I heard BEOWULF (1999) was the closest cinematic comparison to Frank Frazetta, but I'd compare this Lambert more to the Jeremy Irons DUNGEONS & DRAGONS (camp. camp. Mega 90s camp)...

3 hours for work - etching of a woman in a kitchen 6 hours for rest - etching of a person in bed 15 hours for posting - etching of Beavis on a computer

Been getting more sleep but it's messing with my routine

Never related to a reel more in my life