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PEDDLER: wojaks here. fine wojaks
HAGGLER: ho there goodman. have you soyjaks. i would buy a dozen
PEDDLER: fine soyjaks indeed. see you these. dollarcoin for the lot
HAGGLER: stale, these. they'll barely offend. quarter dollarcoin the gross
PEDDLER: half dollarcoin the dozen, sir. i can't go lower

HAGGLER: you've no business selling wojaks as these. they're cia, they're alphabets
PEDDLER: they're never. based, these. another dozen for the half dollarcoin
HAGGLER: i've a mind to go buy family guy funny moments down t'road instead
PEDDLER: you're a hard man. three dozen the third dollarcoin

(1/4) I'm soft launching nooki.me to get some early traction and feedback on what to improve. Excited to see how this platform grows!

sleeping on company time #transrights

I think if you make youtube drama recap videos you should be chained to a grinding wheel like Conan the Barbarian and used up and discarded or allowed to live as a jacked freak based on whether your body can endure the abuse long enough to wait for those chains to rust

“what do mechanics and lesbians have in common? they both come with snap-on tools!” thank you coworker watching random facebook reels very loud

a close up of a cat looking at the camera with a serious look on its face . ALT: a close up of a cat looking at the camera with a serious look on its face .

forgot my earbuds

i have switch games i could be playing but it’s so hard to actually care about anything like that

hm man i need to actually do fun things

i wish i could take my computer outside when i go hide from the humanoid encounters but theres nowhere i can actually sit and use it

i dont have enough cigarettes to get through this day

fanart of Nemesis from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (red jeans, black crop top with the Hades sigil as a pattern on it), moon shaped necklace, tattoos on her left arm and pecs, as she's about to tie her hair using a green hairband, her eyes closed (green light on her right side cause she's standing next to Melinoe's glowing arm, off camera)

retribution incarnate

drawing of a snail with an anime girl face. The text says "Good morning! I'm moving a bit slow today but................... I plan on having a good day anyway!"

im polyamorous but polysaturated at 1

all at once

100 million cigarettes now

what if i dont want to sell phones what if. hear me out. frolicking in a field perhaps. or sleeping. or doing literally anything besides interacting with the general publique

true and real

my entire fyp is full of feet artists. yknow like. toe licking content. didnt look for that sooo 🤷🏽

>returns to bsky
>feet. feet everywhere
ah yes. like i never left