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happy everybody scream day to those who celebrate 🔪🔮

easily the best song of the album I’m
o b s e s s e d

accidentally turned off the alarm this morning and woke up at noon

as an editor if I ever see someone use grokipedia (??) as a resource I’m throwing their article into a volcano

all this money wasted on AI and they still haven’t invented a technology that blocks linkedin notifications when you get close to a body of water

asked if I could move in with them but they said no :(

would’ve ignored this prompt but I’m not taking any chances at this point

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

boo

real music is back!!

thought I was ready to let summer go but I was wrong… beach day anyone? 🌞

spooky season cocktails 🎃

In the meantime…

never needed time to fly more quickly 😩

jim

What’s your love language?

Acts of service all the way, the little things that say “I thought about you.” Also gift giving cause I’m very creative with gifts

vacation over, back to fall coziness 🍂

working on my tan a bit 🌞

🌞🌞🌞

back at my happy place after two years 🥹

expert tip: randomly throw a bunch of beige together

a woman in a pink top is smiling and says oh my god ALT: a woman in a pink top is smiling and says oh my god

🫶🏼🫶🏼

follow for more drunk thoughts

wait these stalls match my fit 

Here’s a beach day pic too cause I’m at the “scrolling through photos “ level of boredom (help)

I also need a word with whoever made it a rule that people are always hotter on airports cause 😮‍💨

may I interest you in a golden hour photo while I wait for my plane (yes I’m as tired as I look)

your reminder to take advantage of good hotel lighting

a few reasons why I love Gran Canaria (other than the obvious tall and tanned ones)