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GORBAN vows to SLAY and CONSUME more FIBER GOLEMS. Taerds as big as LOGS. GORBAN imagining GORBAN is a DINOSAUR

20.03.2025 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

APPROVE OF the bears COMBAT with PUNY WIZADD WOMAN

29.01.2025 03:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CURSES. MISSED the STREAM. Witnessing the RERUN. HOPE you slayed WARGLEPUPS.

28.01.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FOUL BEEEZ. Let BEAR have PICNIC.

27.01.2025 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SCRIBE is doing WORK. GOODLY WORKS. GORBAN wouldn't VISIT EARTH so often OTHERWISE.

23.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MUST see JARETH'S SWINE

23.01.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN approves of SCIENCE. IT is the ANTI-WIZARD. NO SPELLS.

23.01.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BEAR tummy TROUBLES SOLVED.

22.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FTL made GORBAN TERRIFIED of SPACE and GORBAN fears almost NOTHING. ENJOY.

22.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN can handle ONE WURGLEPUP. THREE is TRICKSY.

22.01.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN shall SCRY

22.01.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the HEALERS waiting for the SHAMAN. MAGICK BOX displaying GOLDEN GIRLS. WONDER if related to AX BATTLER. GORBAN laughs at the ANTICS. WARRIOR WOMEN.

21.01.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN found out that BLANKA is really a KAPPA. Do NOT go SWIMMING with him.

16.01.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN sprayed MEAD out of GORBANS nose LAUGHING when ZAMZAR said "MIST COULD PASS..." after PUNCHING a PUZZLE TROLL blocking the BRIDGE into a BLOODSPLOSION

15.01.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN just experienced PUNY, BABBY EARTHQUAKE of 2.8. Lil GORBAN was too busy MAGIC SLAB to care.

14.01.2025 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN CONCURS. As a WEE GORBAN had SUPER FAMICOM MAGAZINE cd with songs from games. GRAND selections from MYSTIC QUEST.

14.01.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN also postive the GOLDEN AXE is not the POWR*WEPN. GORBAN swung it at a STEAK ELEMENTAL and it bended and DEFORMED. Because it is GOLD.

14.01.2025 07:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN asked AX BATTLER why he is called AX BATTLER when he uses a SWORD. AX BATTLER just SHRUGGED and said the BAD BROTHERS were not all so BAD. Did confirm they were BROTHERS.

14.01.2025 07:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RASTAN is a FRIEND of GORBAN. His LEGEND is not a DUPLICATE of GORBANS FEATS. NASTAR however is more blatant than FAKER

14.01.2025 04:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bouncy BAWLS

14.01.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN COUNTERS with BOWSETTE.

09.01.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN BROKE the RECORD as SKOOL announced 4th DAY of CLOSURE

08.01.2025 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This SCRIBE has good TASTE!

08.01.2025 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN experienced SAME THING when first visited EARTH

08.01.2025 03:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GOONIES NEVER SAY JEDI. SAVE that ONE time...

08.01.2025 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THIRD day announced no SKOOL for LIL GORBAN. 3 INCHES SNOW = 3 DAYS SNOWPOCALYPSE

07.01.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

07.01.2025 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

07.01.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GORBAN not HAPPY strange THIRSTBOTS following GORBAN. *HENSHIN*

07.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

REJOICE for there Is SNOW. LIL GORBAN shall SHIRK STUDIES as decreed by SKOOL.

06.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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