Tez

Too early for trick or treating pal. Fuck off

It’s the only way

Kassap on Bold St Liverpool
It was absolutely tremendous and insanely good value

I feel your pain
Heavy Liverpool sesh yesterday. Wife counted me at 14 pints plus cans when I came in.
Couch, duvet, blanket today
I am too old for getting this wankered

I know fritnin

I need line up an away soon, might go Wimbledon while the lad is injured and can’t play

I think last time I went was when Tony Black? Broke his leg in front of us and never recovered to play again

Mansfield v Wigan tomorrow 12:30 ko
Worked there in Jan/Feb on the hospital for a week. Nice new building as it happens.
First time I’d been back since a very moody visit in the early 90’s.
Can’t say I’m interested in an early start for a return tomorrow tbh

Hopefully you aren’t drugged by that flagon of wine, heavily bummed and your eyes removed by a spatula
*hopefully

Have you seen the film Hostel?

Just seen Hemel Hempstead won 2-1 against Yeovil last round and played 65 mins with 10 men.

We’d struggle beat Yeovil with 11.

Advising MAX BET Hemel Hempstead #WAFC #FREEMUNNEE

Switch it to Hemel Hempstead, get a better crowd on #WAFC

Your wish is my command. Don’t be licking the screen in public

Oh sweet Lord Jesus I couldn’t be any more jealous

Make sure nothing good comes of it whatsoever!

Ahhaaa

The Sun radio is all it is and I wouldn’t use that rag on the log burner so I’m not going to set fire to my ears am I?

Has Trump announced it yet as a “great, great win for America. Maybe the greatest win we’ve ever seen in the history of the Ryder Cup”?

Albert Schloss (A)

Same with Amsterdam but still not sure what I’d get out of that city

Went a posh gaff next to Charles Bridge for her birthday. It was only about a ton including drinks for food like this 👇

Been half a dozen times. All different seasons and never seen any bell ends apart from looking in the mirror.
It’s a superb, walkable city and last October took the lad for the first time (wife’s 50th)and he was like WOW

It’s like pouring beer in an ashtray and drinking it tbh
I do know a certain pathetic casual who is quite taken by it though
Dunkel is superb, particularly a dunkel weissbier

Smoked beer and roast deer In Nuremberg
The beer wasn’t for me tbh

Yep, we went somewhere different in Germany every year up until the pandemic, love Prague for similar reasons.

We went to Nuremberg a few years back when there were direct flights from Manchester. Loved it but them sausages are sold cooked in about a dozen! All the locals are there with about 15 sausages and a stein 😂

Loads of Spaten too.
These are £5 less than last year with Lidl plus as well

Also the Nuremberg sausages are the best out there

There is only 1 derby tomorrow and not very friendly either

Can I borrow some glasses?

From memory you don’t partake in this Lidl Oktoberfest do you @thepatheticcasual.bsky.social

I am going all in before ko in the morning