Derek Evry - NEW SONG OUT

If you see a piece of shit on the side of the road
It’s just me crying over my hatchback
Hatchback baby

I got me a Chrysler, it stops really funny
So hurry up and bring your break job money

I will never walk into a Target again unless I need to take a shit

Target is no different than Burger King, Wendy’s, McDonald’s, Taco Bell, and Walmart.

Toilets.

I got me a Chrysler, it stops really funny
So hurry up and bring your break job money

Excuse me, your honor, but exactly how long do they foster?

If you see a piece of shit on the side of the road
It’s just me crying over my hatchback
Hatchback baby

YouTube video by Derek Evry Derek Evry - Roman (feat. Lynn Rovelli) OFFICIAL

Tomorrow - 10.31.2025
@ 6:59 AM EST

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I’m so proud of this…

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

YouTube video by Derek Evry Derek Evry - Roman (feat. Lynn Rovelli) OFFICIAL

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I could really use a lot of help

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“I wholeheartedly (hiccup) regret my (hiccup/gold coin falls on the floor) shameful decision to (more coins and hiccups) participate in the Riyadh (the coins flowing from my mouth in a steadily more rapid stream) comedy festival (burst into flames and coins)…”

Available at a gig near you…

YouTube video by Derek Evry - Topic Roman (feat. Lynn Rovelli)

What’s that? You haven’t heard my new single “Roman featuring Lynn Rovelli”?

Hear you go: youtu.be/S7QuJ5gjbcg?...

According to the federal government, me being an anti-fascist means that I am antifa, which has been deemed a terrorist organization. Nothing about this statement is false or misleading. Satirical? Yes. Mystical? Maybe. Spiritual hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy? Yup.

This post was flagged for being misleading. My appeal:

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Is that toner or bronzer ??

It’s both… it’s bonerz

FINE I WAS TYLENOL WHEN MY PREGNANT TOOK AUTISM AND I ME TURNED OUT WITH JUST MOM

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.

List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Bob Iger’s job needs to not be what it is right now

I call him “worm buffet junior” because it’s so much easier to say… and more fun!

If “a picture is worth a thousand words”, then how many words is a video worth?

“Groyper? I hardly know her!” he said out loud, to an empty train car. But the truth was, he hardly knew himself.

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Unrelated.

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I don’t wanna be around anymore

Sleaford Mods sounds like burglars killed Gromit and Wallace went John Wick in the studio.

Padre’s been talking for 12 straight minutes about belief in the afterlife… and now there like “hey let’s pray that this dead man is actually where we think we all go! Jeeesus chriiiist I hope we’re right!!! Lord?! Do you hear me?!?”

Good lord.

No… wait…

At a funeral/catholic mass and it’s literally like being at an auction where they’re auctioning off propaganda about the afterlife…