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Whatever this is, no one likes it. Most people hate it.

25.09.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being told to β€œbe myself” makes me want to hit myself in the head with a rock.

25.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 1: High Society

Man Failing to Look Through a Camera: Funny, I don't see nuthin'

Man Looking Up First Man's Jacket: Strange, I don't either.

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 1: High Society Man Failing to Look Through a Camera: Funny, I don't see nuthin' Man Looking Up First Man's Jacket: Strange, I don't either.

25.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’d love it, except for that one scene.

25.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, pretty toxic to refer to your students as β€œshithouse kids.” I’m still recovering from having teachers who openly hated me.

25.09.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A letter from Charles M Schulz about democracy and protecting minorities

A letter from Charles M Schulz about democracy and protecting minorities

β€œNothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.”

β€” Linus Van Pelt

24.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7
*NEW* Fireball Blazin' Apple | William Tell :15
YouTube video by Fireball *NEW* Fireball Blazin' Apple | William Tell :15

I can’t find proof of the Isaac Newton one, but here’s one with William Tell.

youtu.be/uNqD-ULEjHY?...

25.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This morning I was at someone’s house and they were watching a replay of a baseball game where a guy got beaned in the face with a fastball. The pitcher was a wreck. People were crying. Then they broke for commercials and the first ad had Jean-Ralphio throwing an apple in Isaac Newton’s face.

25.09.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone at Fox News just learned the phrase β€œcognitive dissonance” because they say it ALL. THE. TIME.

25.09.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

J.D. Vance might be the most fatherless man who has ever walked the Earth.

I mean obviously he had no choice in the circumstances of his birth and upbringing, but it feels like literally EVERY point where a positive role model might have entered his life instead realized he wasn't worth the effort.

24.09.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Take care of yourself. We don’t want you to croak.

25.09.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably.

25.09.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is laughing with emily 's bach written on the bottom ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is laughing with emily 's bach written on the bottom

Or….

25.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
25.09.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got teary-eyed when I saw a picture of Violet Affleck, a girl who looks like a young Jennifer Garner hanging out with Lynda Lopez. I can’t imagine what a great kid you’d have to be to want to/ get to hang out with your ex-stepmom’s sister.

25.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, there’s the sports lady who has good, progressive takes on LGBTQ stuff, but I’d believe her more if her husband wasn’t one of Joe Rogan’s little buddies.

24.09.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish you people would stop posting that one β€œliberal” lady, because next week, she’ll just flirt with the conservative β€œcomedian” on her podcast.

24.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was hoping it was just a hard-to-market movie. You’ve changed my mind. I’m going to try to double feature this and the Spider-Man 2 re-release this weekend.

24.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It had so many elements I like, it just wasn’t clicking for me. The praise I’ve seen the last couple days has changed my mind.

24.09.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t hit me, but it may be my favorite Evil Dead thing. So πŸ‘

24.09.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d vote for you. Seem like a guy with my best interests at heart.

24.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, those (constant) trailers must not have done it justice. I was going to skip this one, and I’ve seen most PTA movies in theaters.

24.09.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Supposedly, that’s the first scene of the movie.

24.09.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rowlf is my favorite Muppet, and I somehow didn’t know until fairly recently (maybe from a @kenplume.bsky.social thread?) that he was once the main Muppet.

24.09.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for doing stuff like this. I don’t really have much to comment, but I just wanted to tell you I appreciate it, and I get a nice jolt when I see you post a thread.

24.09.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d be disappointed if this wasn’t just plagiarizing Peter David.

24.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When it first happened, the person I was picturing was Steven Crowder.

24.09.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This played in movie theaters across the world.

24.09.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just started to text to check in with someone I haven’t talked to in a while and saw the last text I sent them was me doing the same thing 11 months ago and they didn’t respond then. Hope they’re ok.

24.09.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Andrew Koening

24.09.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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