Ann Porkins

Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao

I can tell you’re an established, experienced author with the vital inclusion of that comma at the end of your post.

A big difference between “word, weiners” and “word weiners.”

But regardless, Google deserves neither your words nor your word weiners.

Plus, using your insider knowledge as a key member of Congress to rake in tens of millions in personal wealth

Lots of harmful things become the norm

Ex-Giants manager Bruce Bochy finalizing deal to return to San Francisco as special assistant Bochy, who won three of his four World Series titles managing the Giants, will be back in San Francisco, where he managed for 13 seasons.

Future HOF manager Bruce Bochy tells me he's content with taking the uniform off and rejoining the Giants in an advisory role. It took just 90 minutes at a Nashville restaurant with Tony Vitello to convince Bochy that Buster Posey made a smart hire to manage. www.nytimes.com/athletic/678...

Or we could spend nothing on curing anything, let disease decimate the population, and then everyone left can live in a mansion and use jet skis for their commute (society is on the ocean in this hypothetical).

Think about it.

90% chance your suffering ends.

10% chance you’re a jet ski God.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

You know what makes me sad? Injustice.

I guess I’m just really deep, and I care about stuff super a lot, and that probably makes me a real good person who’s deep and cares a lot and is good. I’m also pretty humble and proud to be so good and brave

But what if maybe it trickles down to me? I’m living in my car, but maybe the economy will magically grant me a little wing added to the passenger side door that I can shit in?

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

I meant to ask “will there be dice?” not “With there be dice?” I’ve messed up so much. I’m an utter nincompoop. Sorry if that’s a spoiler. Bye forever

With there be dice? I only watch dnd actual plays if they roll dice in a mechanical sense to figure out what happens. Hopefully that’s not a spoiler, thanksbye

Classic case of baseball! They’re doing all sorts of things out there on that ole diamond, and I — for one — look forward to see how this one shakes out. #opinion

this feels like forty years ago but it was 2023

www.newsweek.com/nancy-pelosi...

I think about this post every time I enter the guitar center

My copy of the book is in transit. I tried to find a book titled something like“The Porkout Society” or “The Slop Slopciety,” but this will have to do

Perhaps I missed something. But after processing & accepting the fact that this movie isn’t going to sink its teeth into substance, I had a blast But as I digest, I feel like this is a movie that couldn’t resist showing some selective “this is how to ask for progress the right way” naivety

But after stepping around things like killing an innocent in a vague revolutionary bank robbery & showing a false-flag government agent tossing a Molotov cocktail at a peaceful protest to justify law enforcement escalation, it ends with “let the kids gather in Oakland” and “maybe they’ll fix shit.”

The movie doesn’t have an interest in depth, eschewing examinations of collateral damage and the cost of actually enacting change. That’s fine. A movie can use hefty topics as a backdrop to tell a surface-level story (and it does so very well for most of the run time)

One Battle After Another

Slick, fun, exciting, & well acted.

It doesn’t want to look beneath the surface (and that’s okay) about its content, but the end seems to say “Hope! The youths can change things via peaceful protest” as if it didn’t show protesting fall short.

Style ✅
Substance 🤷

Klein: “I want these results regardless of tactics”
Coates: “I will do good things regardless of results.” Reminded of C Hedges’ quote “I don’t fight fascists cuz I will win. I fight them because they r fascists.” BUT: more ppl who act accordingly, better shape we wind up in. So, not fatalistic!

New California Law Puts Anti-ICE Enforcement on Schools. Educators Want More Backup The burden is on teachers and principals to turn away federal agents. That will require training, resources, and perhaps a lot of legal help.

🎒 NEW, SCHOOLS & ICE: If ICE agents show up at SF schools, staff must turn them away. What if agents refuse? There is state/local assurance of help. But there's a difference, say some educators, between having a policy and a plan, @taybarton.bsky.social reports. thefrisc.com/new-californ...

In the last few days, we've assembled independent theatres in LA, New York, San Francisco, Minneapolis and Chicago to air this thing.

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will be in theatres on October 2nd after all, followed by the first theatrical screening of Sex House. It is going to be fun as hell.

The Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile title screen

A very big Onion announcement:

The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.

It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.

Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.

"they call it Tylenol PM. you take it when you got a headache and can't sleep while you're expectin'; 18 years later your kid's painting model fighter jets and filming Warhammer lore videos"

Ezra Klein and Gavin Newsome's strategy of appeasement is what leads to the far right. Folding on reproductive or trans rights to try and win elections normalizes those positions as moderate rather than extreme

Abortion is literally Democrats' strongest issue with the widest appeal! This is constantly born out in polling, referendum results, and the results of elections where Democrats focus on abortion!

There is no actual evidentiary basis for "compromising" on abortion, it's just what Twitter says!

7. Among those who voted no, present, or abstained were some of the House’s most progressive Democrats—Pramila Jayapal, who has a transgender child, joined Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib and several others in rejecting the resolution

Roll Call 282 Roll Call 282, Bill Number: H. Res. 719, 119th Congress, 1st Session VOTE QUESTION: On Agreeing to the Resolution, DESCRIPTION: Honoring the life and legacy of Charles “Charlie” James Kirk, VOTE TYPE: Yea-And-Nay, STATUS: Passed

6. Ninety-five Democrats voted in favor, while 118 registered “nay,” “present,” or did not vote. Among those voting yes was Rep. Sarah McBride, the first transgender member of Congress.

See sortable votes here, by state and party and what they voted.

clerk.house.gov/Votes/202528...