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graph showing average temperature since 1880 with 3 trend lines:
1880 to 1970
1970 to 2010
2010 to present
the slope increase faster in each subsequent line.

graph showing average temperature since 1880 with 3 trend lines: 1880 to 1970 1970 to 2010 2010 to present the slope increase faster in each subsequent line.

the global temperature is over +1 right now, the co2 emission is also up and the amount of oil extracted is smashing records while pollution is booming. that's what we should be talking about

14.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

re: potential transness of the shooter, maybe it's time to open up a conversation about the dsily transphobia most trans people experience daily.... who am i kidding, time to turn that nod to 11

11.02.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

logging onto twitter to try to get some updates about tumbler ridge... nvm that platform needs to be nuked

11.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ski jumping? just gotta jump and hold the pose
bobsleigh? just gotta tilt from left to right
biathlon? brap brap pew pew

07.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my toxic trait is watching any olympic sport for 30 mins and thinking it doesnt look too tough

07.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i've been hesitating about getting one for a while now and finally decided to pull the trigger. cant wait to get it ❀️

06.02.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your art is gorgeous and creative, each time showing off some new technique and a new way technology can be used to create wonder. in a world where, more and more, things are the same, it's marvellous to see someone daring to be different.

22.01.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

becoming older is realizing that the magic of disneyland is that it's a walkable city

15.01.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you said kys to the vp on bsky dot app, jay will personally come to your house to arrest you

13.01.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ending all my stories with "... and then i woke up from a dream" so that no one can be mad at me for any potential plot holes

12.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even if there were no πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ flags, those ppl would not have gone to the protests because they would have found another issue. ultimately, they are only looking for a justification for their own inactions

08.01.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent an institution that will fix me

07.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taking you out on a date (bringing you to the nearest mental institute)

07.01.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one party loves scolding any protest movement by saying that violence is not the answer while the other embraced january 6. the latter is in power.

non-violence has historically been a myth, and it is long time we stop framing any resistance movement by how "violent" it is

07.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry i didnt post much lately, i was unemployed and had no reasons to be phonerotting

06.01.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

making a mod giving every character in animal crossing a 12 inch pole

06.01.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i deserve jester's privilege. you can trust me with jester's privilege. i will never use my jester's privilege to say anything controversial

06.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the us govt/media only hates the social credit system so much because they're jealous they didnt get to invent it

06.01.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

love that we're all living in the post-truth universe. it doesn't matter that something objectively never happened, if u say it happened enough times and act like it happened, then people will pretend like it happened

05.01.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yall might not know it but in addition to california king size bed, theres also wyoming king, texas king and alaska king

05.01.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when i say, as someone living in the heart of imperialism and capitalism, that both sucks, im told to shut the fuck off because i dont know anything.

but when someone who hasnt lived in a "socialist" country since they were 5 says the same, they're given a 6 digit consultant job

05.01.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a foundational issue progressives need to address is to make the people believe that govt can be a force for good when, for generations, it has only been a force for bad.

04.01.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if america overthrew the leader of my country, no matter how much i hated them before that, i'll become their biggest fedayeen

03.01.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a mandoline is basically a guillotine for veggies

27.12.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk why u keep posting this as if its an own when according to the latest us census data, 75% of the country is white. proving once again that blue magas are no different from magas in cherry-picking statistics

26.12.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry chat, just realized the temu anti-air missiles i installed on my roof shot down santa during the night

25.12.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
yurimartyr
burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.

yurimartyr burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.

25.12.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they dont tell u this when ur a kid but theres a lame duck period between christmas and new years where u can be as naughty as you want and still end up on the nice list for the new years

24.12.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

using capital letters is a sign that you're imperialist

21.12.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why does every software want to update 4 times a day???? each software should only be legally allowed to be updated once per month

19.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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