Graham Kritzer

I believe they played last night, yes. Also tonight i believe as well. Scherzer starting so we shall see how THAT goes

We also have superior cheese curds and donuts

I literally forgot about this app about 8 months ago. And then I got a flyer in the mail for Chinese restaurant called Blue Sky and then I was like oh ya, what ever became of that other app what was it called again blue something or other. Anyway, X is awful

shut up

BuT HiS bAT

You dont mean this

Hello Sammy!
How is Dundalk these days

I kind of actually feel bad for Vladimir Putin, because he has to remember the names of so many new American co-workers

If you're blowing a gigantic alphorn in your profile pic you'd better be funny so help me jesus

Trump voters finding out that it is, in fact, THEM who pay the tariffs

@rubdirtinit.bsky.social when is the draft

Wayne Gretzky is of Ukrainian descent. Yet he has chosen to cozy up to Trump who is ready to hand Ukraine over to Russia.

Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.

the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you

if you regret your voting choices already, that's great. drink bleach.

Dry January but it’s just my skin

Hitler: *does Nazi salute*

MAGA: HES AUTISTIC

My stock broker told me to engage in more risky ventures so I went home and told my wife to relax

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

My family tryna stop me from asking the waitress if she's working hard or hardly working

Christmas is so much prettier when you have an ✨astigmatism✨ 🤷🏻‍♀️

A pringles tube but for donuts

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800

cookie monster: is that bad

doctor: sir it's deadly

Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

2000 THB? Is a lot.

this just makes me want to smork even more

Little Drummer boy: I have no gifts to bring

Mary: thats ok

Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too

Mary: :)

Jesus: [sleeping]

Little Drummer boy: gonna bang TF outta these drums

Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to christ

Eating toffee is pushups for your face

Showed my 7 year-old an Etch-a-sketch and said this is what Daddy played with growing up and this little angel asked me if it was a 'caveman iPad' and I am still in absolute shambles

What rhymes with 'riddance'? I need to get this Bereavement card perfect.

Sorry I said your baby looked like Voldemort.

Some pundits would argue that we, as a species, reached our lowest point electing Donald Trump to office AGAIN. However, I would argue we reached the bottom years ago when we let Train get away with saying "im so gangster im so thug"