Sometimes I phone Comcast just so I can hear how important I am to someone for 55 minutes.
08.12.2024 17:35 β π 49 π 22 π¬ 0 π 0
No. Just no.
05.12.2024 00:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Got it!
28.11.2024 18:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
<takes notes>
28.11.2024 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When I make tea for my British neighbors I heat water in a sauce pan just to enjoy the eye twitch.
28.11.2024 12:34 β π 53 π 26 π¬ 8 π 1
Of course! I feel dumb I didnβt figure this out.
28.11.2024 10:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
How do those trucks carrying all that helium to fill the Macyβs Day balloons not float up into the sky?
27.11.2024 22:34 β π 21 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0
<cringe>
25.11.2024 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
All yall got me through the pandemic. Letβs see what you can do during the destruction of America.
21.11.2024 12:01 β π 55 π 20 π¬ 2 π 1
My eggs want to be friends with your eggs.
20.11.2024 06:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you. π
13.11.2024 11:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Too scary!
18.09.2023 23:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Slow down woman. Can you go over that again a little slower?
31.08.2023 21:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You canβt just skip over the http part Brenda.
28.08.2023 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Amateur
28.08.2023 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Someday weβre gonna look back fondly on early Bluesky daysβ¦enjoy. Someoneβs gonna f it up.
28.08.2023 07:58 β π 32 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0
Stand still
22.08.2023 15:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have a few Nathanial. Lemme know if anyone is in need.
15.08.2023 20:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ON MY WAY
15.08.2023 09:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
(Snickers)
15.08.2023 09:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Is it someoneβs birthday?
13.08.2023 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Weβre pulling for you.
13.08.2023 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
God-fearing atheist trying to survive the next four years with my husband and dog. Democracy Warrior. Protesting everything MAGA
Owner of a misfit cat. Forest Green Rovers fan. Work in the internet, part time web developer. Love Northern Soul and anything funky. LFC. Biker. No DMs unless I already know you. Functioning ADHD. πΊπ¦π¬π§
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Back to the Future plot hole account.
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
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middling jokes/existential dread
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I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie.
Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it:
(Even if you donβt click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold)
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Well, I guess I'm here now
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Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this?
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Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely π
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six feet of radioactive decay and candy π¦
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I am currently an enigma.
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(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
