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Nigel The Ancient

@nigeltheancient.bsky.social

London based Satanist, thousands of years old, usually feels blue. (Him/Them).

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Save NHS dentistry and make it fit for the 21st century People are pulling out their own teeth! This dentist is so concerned heโ€™s started a petition calling for the Government to take real action - fast - to fix our dental crisis. Iโ€™ve signed โ€“ will you jo...

Dentistry shouldn't be a luxury you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

04.11.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peets

28.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a mechanic I find the videos that show you a "hack" to complete a task, but actually will destroy your appliance or vehicle, to be malicious. Particularly because those sorts of videos target people who are forced to repair things because they cannot afford replacements or professional repairs

27.10.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Thumbnail for chicken run is communist featuring the BFI logo and text reading "now part of British film history"

Thumbnail for chicken run is communist featuring the BFI logo and text reading "now part of British film history"

Big announcement!!! My video on how Chicken Run is communist is now part of Britain's media history

Over the summer the British Film Institute (BFI) got in touch cause they wanted to archive this video as a historically significant piece of media (lol) and it's now been archived

23.10.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 218    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

20 minutes is pretty generous

15.10.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The final scene from Twin Peaks, Series 2, except instead of Evil Cooper it's Sir Keir Starmer, grinning & smashing his bleeding head against his image in the mirror, which instead of BOB is Tony Blair. There never was a Good Starmer and he's not in the Black Lodge, however.

The final scene from Twin Peaks, Series 2, except instead of Evil Cooper it's Sir Keir Starmer, grinning & smashing his bleeding head against his image in the mirror, which instead of BOB is Tony Blair. There never was a Good Starmer and he's not in the Black Lodge, however.

For no particular reason, here's the Best UK Politics Meme Ever

29.01.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 804    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Thank you very much

18.09.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silly question, but would one be able to buy a print of this?

18.09.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if some people are actively trying to create AM for a "sick reference bro" to a story that went right over their heads

27.08.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outstanding

26.08.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, did you just say there is a Robo-Rita? You have genuinely brought a smile to my day, thank you.

26.08.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always wondered what became of Rita Repulsa. Never got to revisit the show since childhood but someone told me she returns now and again?

26.08.2025 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All hail Quadraboob

24.08.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have a favourite memory from your teaching days?

24.08.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When people ask what a good entry point for 40k stories are I say Ciaphas Cain. You get a human perspective of things while enjoying some very Blackadder-ish humour.

16.08.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Death Road to Canada has a great sense of fun and lots of replay value

07.08.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not as a request or anything, but would be neat to see your style drawing GWAR characters

04.08.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sheer fucking nerve to say "committing genocide" in quotation marks like Dr Evil with the quotation fingers

29.07.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the theme of killing Nazis, I have recently learned that the steam version of "The Saboteur" is no longer broken. It may interest you.

26.07.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It wasn't a complete game when I got it on xbox360 originally anyway, so if anything it sounds like it's running as well as it ever did!

21.07.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully that means that Steam has fixed the issues I was encountering previously (assuming you are running it from Steam). Thank you for responding though!

21.07.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried getting the saboteur to run a couple of years ago but had no luck, may I ask how you did it?

21.07.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has no circulation either, they have to turn him upside down and let his sludge blood move back to his head every so often like a sand timer.

18.07.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

London awaits

13.07.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or the "A-Ha A-Ha A-Ha" laugh after every "oh I am so dettached and cynical" gag

13.07.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nostalgia for the 80's includes the political landscape of the time apparently

09.07.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another aspect in the strive to kill off "unproductive time"

30.06.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have only just started it myself and it is definitely a slow burn. Enjoying it, but you need time and patience

23.06.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And so the sun shines from your hole

14.06.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

05.06.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9376    ๐Ÿ” 2529    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

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