Erich w/ an h

And cats can do the Jesus shit like every day of week and still have 2 lives left over.

On! DeezNuts, on! DoorDash
On! Platner, on! Vixen
On top of old Smokey
With the dog from The Simpsons

I fucking love language.

*big breath*

Thank you.

The first time I told my spouse "you can be a perp AND a victim", I think she didn't really get what I meant. She does now, but I bring that up because many incredibly intelligent people I know never thought of it that way.

I hope to see more of this sentiment.

I'm at that awkward age where I relate to standup comics that complain about their age. You know, when you're just looking to laugh, and a comedian goes "DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SHIT INCORRECTLY AND THROW OUT YOUR BACK!?"

"The problem with expecting the Democrats to"

do anything.

ANYTHING.

COMING BACK TO A GAME BOY ADVANCE PORT OF A SUPER NINTENDO GAME AFTER DECADES

... yeah, I think I'll just get Breath of Fire 2 the on Wii U eShop.

PSA:

I actively tell people not to delete their Twitter account if they use the same handle across all socials. I've seen deleted handles get (explicitly) squatted.

A nice compromise if you absolutely want nothing to do with it but want to be safe: get banned. I think(?) those can't get reused.

I heard good things about Jonathan Majors's performance, but nothing else.

"They don’t think"

No need to elaborate further.

"Zuckerberg vs Musk battle"

Unless one or both of them die, I do not care.

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Illiterate Americans hold two written documents they never read as their most important literature.

I call Jesus's sacrifice "suicide by cop" when I want a cheap popcorn experience.

Attica! Attica!

"i'm not sure if that woudl be legal"

I hate the fact that this no longer matters.

(There are many David Blooms, and one day I'll run into the one with whom I went to grade school in Queens)

This is communication my cats lack. When our screamer cat screams, I tend to ask him "COMFORT OR SOLUTIONS, COOPER".

It's neither. He just wants to scream.

"fckn bs"

"Please, Flaccid Oozing Necrotic Chud Cock was my father"

I believe "the dead cannot defend against lies" is a far better sentiment than "don't speak ill of the dead".

The NY Post is owned by the same immigrants that own Fox.

Just throwing that out there for people that don't know how fucking compromised their news outlets are.

uBlock Origin

Stop going "wow, look how shit this is", and start going "here's how to actively block this shit".

xkcd.com/285/

"He thinks"

"They think"

Do they now.

Be careful with defining things for people, because I can't, and I can't stress this enough, stress this enough: they do not care.

America is a country where the illiterate hold up two written documents they never read as the most important literature in their lives.

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"One analyst suggested"

Don't care, fuck em. Stocks are meaningless to the average person. Burn the fucking stock market to the ground, analysts and all.

💀

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I know the feeling, though even my love for TMNT never got me to play Fortnite. Regardless, "limited time crossover" is my fucking kryptonite.

I mean, you remember the 7/11 Kwik-E-Mart crossover from '07 for the movie? I used to have an unopened can of BUZZ cola.