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IS NOTHING SACRED

the battle of Isengard

He's saying things like "fake news, never happened" to the immersive 3D playback of actual events from his life.

A Christmas Carol but instead of Scrooge it's Trump and after like 100 ghost visits it's 7pm on December 27th and he still doesn't get it.

norman rockwell's freedom of speech, but the standing guy has been edited to sit down

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

I also can’t imagine that the somehow-still-pretty-terrible AI subtitles that NBC is using for the Olympics is *helping* with the public perception of these products

Lay’s revamps to make clear that chips are made from potatoes | Capital Press Lay's will revamp its brand after 42% of consumers didn't know their potato chips come from potatoes.

Some context from that Lays ad.

People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.

That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.

this will live rent free in my brain for the rest of my life and it brings me joy every time i think of it

Share this one, not mine:

Macbeth: SHIT

Charlie Brown baseball sunrise

Maybe it will happen tomorrow

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

“Sam Darnold? The former New York Jets Quarterback?”

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

Two panel comic. Top is someone scoring a touchdown thinking “touchdown for you Jesus” second panel is Jesus watching Star Trek deep space 9.

So was this

headline from the seattle times: Super Bowl 2026: Who says the Patriots don't deserve another win? Jesse Singal

💅💅💅

YOU CAN CAST MULTIPLE VOTES

Yeah, but the people who were like BAD BUNNY IS A CITIZEN etc

Guys it's a joke post.

Josh Allen wouldn't have done this badly.

Marge says: WELL, KID ROCK ALSO HAS A SONG TO SING. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU HEAR BOTH SONGS.

LET ME FACT CHECK YOUR JOKE POST

Hearing scattered reports that a Krassenstein sibling may have gotten something wrong.

Okay, they should hand it to Lynch here

Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane

I know the people who are high as hell at the game were not okay for a sec