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Author of "Program Management for Open Source Projects" and all-around opinion haver. Always looking for my next tornado. I get too invested in sports. https://funnelfiasco.com https://duckalignment.academy

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New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So

With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

09.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10184    ๐Ÿ” 2176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 310    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169

Spread me on toast because I am totally jelly right now.

09.02.2026 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ianlivingston.bsky.social happy birthday!

09.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taรญnos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20436    ๐Ÿ” 5218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107    ๐Ÿ“Œ 180

The NFL should stop doing halftime shows at the Super Bowl. Nothing is ever going to be as magnificent as that one was.

09.02.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simply on a live performance stagecraft-design-camerawork-logistics-direction level, this is ASTOUNDING.

09.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2366    ๐Ÿ” 254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Bad Bunny and Green Day going to form a new group called Bad Hare Day.

09.02.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that passive voice can only be prevented by you.

06.02.2026 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Olympics said don't boo Vance but as Vance is incredibly boo-able, it had to happen

06.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 724    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

You love to see it.

06.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We can't give a self-consistent reason why it's not bad this time, so we're going to distract you with some technobabble that would make the Star Trek writers room blush."

06.02.2026 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

06.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1925    ๐Ÿ” 592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

You can't spell "HRT" without "HR"

06.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
North Bay Python 2026 Schedule, talks and talk submissions for North Bay Python 2026

hello

we're running a conference in a few months. we'd love it if you thought about speaking

submissions are due in a week or so: pretalx.northbaypython.org/nbpy-2026/cfp

05.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sabrina Carpenter apresentando โ€˜Manchildโ€™ durante sua participaรงรฃo especial em โ€œThe Muppet Showโ€.๐Ÿค

04.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

It's not too late!

05.02.2026 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone who has ever talked to Tony Hawk, now's your time.

05.02.2026 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're Taylor Swift, you do it.

05.02.2026 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With apologies to Miley, ๐ŸŽถI updated my record wallllll๐ŸŽถ

05.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all, as sad as Elon Musk is right now, remember: we can make him sadder!

05.02.2026 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"To Kill a Mockingbird"

05.02.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Madison Layden-Zayโ€™s two steals allow her to join former Iowa superstar Caitlin Clark as the only Big Ten players with 1,000 points, 500 rebounds, 300 assists, 200 steals, 200 3-pointers, and 50 blocks.

05.02.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

04.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17710    ๐Ÿ” 5357    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 361

little item for the Senate Dems to ponder: which of the reforms youโ€™re currently floating is going to stop this?

04.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2910    ๐Ÿ” 620    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I know we like to joke about recipe blogs, but I have a soup recipe open in a tab that's apparently using 8GB of memory and I am just so damn impressed right now.

04.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the $75 million Jeff Bezos set on fire for that Melania propaganda piece could have funded most independent newsrooms for literally decades

04.02.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6029    ๐Ÿ” 1655    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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Sometimes saying less isย more If you can cut a word or phrase without losing clarity, do it.

Sometimes saying less isย more

If you can cut a word or phrase without losing clarity, do it.

04.02.2026 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys, itโ€™s fine. Itโ€™s probably DNS. Or BGP. Or us-east-1

Frankly, the entire Internet is made of duct tape and popsicle sticks held together by bubble gum and string and itโ€™s amazing that anything ever works at all

03.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 444    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I had a moment this morning when I realized that all these evil men would just have been depraved internet trolls if we actually taxed the rich.

03.02.2026 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 437    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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