She's horny on main.
31.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A little telling that these dudes see a robot taking out the trash and immediately are like “well I clearly can’t compete with that”
31.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 473 🔁 59 💬 24 📌 0
Photo of a hand holding a shaving razor with a Snickers candy bar very poorly Photoshopped onto it.
Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.
31.10.2024 15:43 — 👍 3857 🔁 845 💬 36 📌 10
I really want to believe that this is a shitpost
31.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
I cannot imagine giving a single fuck if someone is abusing SNAP. If it's that easy, maybe you should be too. Paying for groceries when the government can allegedly be easily scammed into buying them for you? Skill issue
31.10.2025 07:32 — 👍 148 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 1
A picture of George W. Bush looking like an absolute doofus with the text "rarely is the question asked is our Republicans learning?"
31.10.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Journalists, the phrase you are looking for is "committing acts of war"
31.10.2025 13:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Halloween is the perfect example of how the time spent in or around cars are the most dangerous periods of any day for most Americans. And it is rarely acknowledged on a wide scale.
31.10.2025 12:02 — 👍 479 🔁 126 💬 3 📌 5
Apropos of nothing: now would be a real cool time for the CNCF to realize that North America includes both Mexico and Canada and decide that KubeCon NA can be somewhere other than the US
Just a thought
30.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 201 🔁 26 💬 12 📌 2
Construction at the LA site apparently forced a relocation.
30.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OH: "I swear, this the worst year to have hands."
30.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The glory of the Free Market™!
30.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me: I am going to start running again to get in better shape.
Me: *actually does it consistently*
My shin: Surprise! Here's a stress fracture, you dumb bastard!
30.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Please don't worry. I speak for all stoners when I say I will not waste my precious and expensive gummies on your child
30.10.2025 19:06 — 👍 1698 🔁 357 💬 36 📌 10
THEY. WERE. DOING. THIS. WITHOUT. PAY.
NOAA’s hurricane hunter pilots (and Kermit The Frog hanging from the control panel) fly into Hurricane Melissa.
Extraordinary bravery, saving lives.
(🎥 Cmdr. Danielle Varwig, NOAA Corps).
30.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 509 🔁 171 💬 15 📌 33
Reflections on 10 Years w/ OSTIF · Luma
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The Open Source Technology Improvement Fund is celebrating its 10th year, and we're spilling our secrets to the community! Come learn about our…
Amir and Derek present Reflections on 10 Years: Celebrating the Open Source Technology Improvement Fund next Thursday, November 6th 13:00 CST. Hear our friends and collaborators in discussion with us about our past, present, and future.
RSVP here: luma.com/nudnh5sv
30.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Guess it's a good thing the House won't be flying in to do their jobs, eh?
30.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
30.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 6337 🔁 2026 💬 153 📌 62
Many years ago when I was working at McDonald's, I overheard a guy say what sounded like "and I'm Pickle." That's not what he said (I forget what he said now), but for the rest of the summer, I called him Pickle (with his consent). His name is Adam.
30.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey, y'all, Cybersecurity Awareness Month is almost over. In case you weren't aware of cybersecurity, you are now. You're welcome.
30.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And the "cool" part is that the effects of these moves will last a generation (or more)
30.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So many own goals.
Once again: higher ed is one of our most successful exports. We export more higher ed to China than soybeans. And yet Trump and the mini-Trumps are deliberately destroying the quality of our product
30.10.2025 11:53 — 👍 2542 🔁 742 💬 119 📌 60
trump is building a golden ballroom while military families cant meet their basic needs
30.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 195 🔁 56 💬 4 📌 0
The next iteration will be calling you "Lorenzo" or something like that. Eventually it will telephone game to some totally cool and entirely unrelated-to-your-name nickname.
30.10.2025 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It totally is. I've read arguments that it's basically the reason western Europe was able to colonize the rest of the planet. I don't remember if it was in Roland Allen's "The Notebook: A History of Thinking on Paper" or another book.
30.10.2025 13:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don't let the New York Post hear about this!
29.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Don't try to be productive. Just sit back with a book, movie, podcast, whatever.
29.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Alrighty, ready to see something really cool? (and maybe a little nauseating)
The evolution of Hurricane Melissa's mesovortices at peak strength.
29.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 837 🔁 301 💬 35 📌 26
