I could be wrong, but I don't think there's a true center in this draft that would give you anything like Zubac within the next few years. Most of these centers are really PF.

In order to get over this, I'm gonna need Braden to be like Gandalf with the Rohirrim in April.

IU's rise in football has been startling, but I think it's most startling because they aren't relying on some generational uber talent. The entire team is just kicking everyone's ass.

As a Purdue fan, I hate it!

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Alexander -- Mania for Subjugation 3

A New New Deal WPA jobs program of just replacing all these stupid ass signs

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

Hard to decide who I would prefer be fired into the Sun between Georgia Tech's offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator

This is Baha Mar aka Temu Battle 4 Atlantis.

Apparently CJ was the only one that grew up playing basketball in a church fellowship hall because no one else can shoot in this ballroom

I haven't been able to find it, but I distinctly remember some "Dow up 100000000 points" chryon on CNBC while they also showed a graphic of unemployment claims jumping by millions.

That fully cemented my plan to never day trade

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks

HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.

The whole of the internet is now run on the things that would have not made it past your email junk filter 20 years ago.

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

We unlocked each new level of Internet by playing through the game. These kids are getting access to all the bosses and weapons from the start and they don’t have enough XP to handle it

*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

I tried to focus more on zone 2 running for a while, and my Garmin basically said, "you are becoming worse as a person, you now contain zero oxygen".

This is going to sound dumb, but sports is maybe supposed to be consumed this way? Porno sax gave way to Sports Shouting and in retrospect the former was clearly keeping the fabric of society together.

Maybe this is a new thing. Reacher Doctrine perhaps?

I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

Pass to set up the pass

Wait, 3000 was bad? I always loved 3000, but I never played 2000. I tried later SimCity games and couldn't get into them.

I basically imprinted on 3000, so everything else feels weird.

Yeah may just be one of "those" games that he has sometimes

I feel like that calf has to be bothering him, right? Probably just thinking other guys have a better chance