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Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

STINKY BOY

More like Snow-vember.

She battle on my ship until I potemkin

Girthy Burt

I saw a guy park his painting business truck poorly and I said, "Hey, missed a spot."

Mothra will sort em out.

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

I think it's great I could say, "I can't remember the name of the movie but it's a Nick Cage purple spooky movie" and there are at least two answers.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

Pictured a ghost and goblin party king from old school RuneScape with text reading she ghostin you but she goblin me

😏

Raised haunches.
Pupils dialated.
1,000 mile stare.

This man works in healthcare.

Cartoon Network | Cow and Chicken | July 21, 1996; 3:00pm

Let it cook WAIT I MEAN NO

'They DENIED me the role because I insisted the arms be PRACTICAL. I literally walked in READY TO PERFORM." -Patton Oswalt, probably

YouTube video by Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi meets Mike Flanagan - GARTH MARENGHI’S SKULL-FLUSHER

Joy scrolling for your Halloween evening.

I could not stop myself from finding things to do with every waking moment while I was in Japan for 2 weeks. Must be a good book!

Farting in my late 30s is a toss up between sounding like:

1 - Dropping a wet rag on a leather couch

2 - Starting a Harley underwater

3 - Drowing a duck who's throwing up

JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵

There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

He obviously had the diaper scent diffuser. Adds so much realism.

...This is fucking stupid. I used to think it was a bit harsh but this really does deserve a bit of shame. Like, "Man... Drop this and come to the bar again, man." Kinda shame.

Will there be details regarding whether each reference ate like "omnomnom" or "nimnimnim"?

Their efforts should now be spent on "Hotdog: A Sandwich?"

"Is Tetris a roguelike" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,240 pages of heated debate,.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.