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Less than one week's worth of their reported FY24 Net Proft

18.08.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is exactly what they are doing. Strongly advocating for positions and causes that matter to the people who voted for them

We are an important part of the global community, parliament's role extends beyond our borders. We have multiple ministers whose only job is beyond our borders

23.07.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Father Nathan Monk posted on Facebook a message. This is a screenshot of the message, which says, "You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name. It's that easy."

Father Nathan Monk posted on Facebook a message. This is a screenshot of the message, which says, "You are about to watch the whole world respect a chosen name. It's that easy."

It really is this simple.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

08.05.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14668    πŸ” 4046    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 85

There could be doors built into the drums as well. Like the door on The Rotor at Luna Park

12.04.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign in a grocery store that reads "Potatoes are behind you"

Sign in a grocery store that reads "Potatoes are behind you"

seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

27.07.2024 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6026    πŸ” 1366    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 128

ADHD Person with normal appliances, "sorry I can talk now, I have something in the oven and I need to watch it otherwise I'll forget it's there"

ADHD Person with Samsung Smart Oven, "hang on, let me call you back from the oven, I need to watch my Dino nuggets"

30.03.2025 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, not "The Youths"ℒ️

11.03.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, these are extra cursed. They would definitely make an excellent gift

18.02.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

18.02.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dystopia at the drive through

01.02.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bushfire.io | The Natural Disaster Map The Natural Disaster Map

Just found an interesting option - bushfire.io

For North America it combines NOAA satellite data with other data so you can see the hotspots (doesn't look like it covers my part of the world where it just shows the same data our fire app shows)

12.01.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the NSW Rural Fire Service's Fires Near Me app, showing a zoomed out view of Australia. The map is covered with white diamonds (indicating low level incidents, controlled burns, or initial reports), and yellow triangles (indicating established fires, but that do not currently present a danger)

A screenshot of the NSW Rural Fire Service's Fires Near Me app, showing a zoomed out view of Australia. The map is covered with white diamonds (indicating low level incidents, controlled burns, or initial reports), and yellow triangles (indicating established fires, but that do not currently present a danger)

As someone watching from afar (Australia), it baffles me that it takes a volunteer organisation to create this. Our rural firefighting services (state based, government funded, with a mix of full time and volunteer staff) all produce this data and we have an app that aggregates it all

12.01.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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So, I did a bit of a dig through the quarterly emissions update and the projections, and pulled out a few things. Much of this won't surprise those who follow this closely. But all this stuff deserves continued attention. 🧡

1. Our emissions reductions have basically flatlined since 2020.

09.12.2024 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Chart showing projected emissions not shifting at all from 2021 to 2028, and then WOW! Going down!!

Chart showing projected emissions not shifting at all from 2021 to 2028, and then WOW! Going down!!

The latest projections of our greenhouse gas emissions show we're on track to reach of 43% below 2005 target by 2030!!

Woohoo!!!

And sure you might be sceptical because our emissions haven't fallen for 3 years

And yeah they don't project them to fall till 2028

But just you wait!!

28.11.2024 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 14
Bruce the bird in his berry eating dome surrounded by juice

Bruce the bird in his berry eating dome surrounded by juice

I'm always thinking about Bruce the bird and his little berry-eating dome. The crime scene.

24.11.2024 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1107    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 17

I once paid for iCloud, and hence I still pay for iCloud. Having used an Apple device in years, and now can't work out how to cancel

19.11.2024 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the ways to tell if what you're looking at is a goat or a sheep is to ask yourself: "does it climb a tree?" if your answer is "yes", then you're most likely looking at a goat.

18.11.2024 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Wow, that sucks. Companies are so bad at this

28.06.2024 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got an email from Ticketek 4 weeks ago, but they kind of downplayed it a bit and we're not clear that hashed passwords were part of breach

28.06.2024 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
4 panel comic of a man introducing himself as Jason, then the other guy plucks the name out of the speech bubble and crams it though his forehead into is skull. but his skull is already full of boxes labeled "friends" "family" and taking up 90% of the space is a big box labeled "brassica oleracea" so the box labeled Jason gets crumpled immediately. the guy then replies, "say Jarvis, did you know that over a dozen common vegetables are actually the same plant species?"

4 panel comic of a man introducing himself as Jason, then the other guy plucks the name out of the speech bubble and crams it though his forehead into is skull. but his skull is already full of boxes labeled "friends" "family" and taking up 90% of the space is a big box labeled "brassica oleracea" so the box labeled Jason gets crumpled immediately. the guy then replies, "say Jarvis, did you know that over a dozen common vegetables are actually the same plant species?"

I am never not thinking about this

28.12.2023 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1073    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 22

Clearly the cops do not understand the correct priorities. Lack of chips is a most heinous crime

27.10.2023 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition On Sunday 3 September 2023, 7NEWS ran a Spotlight segment on de-transitioning.Β Within the segment they shared videos and images of transgender and non binary people without their consent, wrongfully ...

Please consider signing this petition that is calling on Channel 7 to remove this harmful segment and apologise to everyone whose images/ videos were shared without consent.

07.09.2023 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I did my best

06.09.2023 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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