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@euchrid.bsky.social

Batman guy, GM, secret third thing (adult with a job)

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09.11.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands The short documentary β€œRovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

06.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9218    πŸ” 6018    πŸ’¬ 434    πŸ“Œ 1296

Atlas Pissed His Pants and Whined

06.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No good way to lower your standing desk on a video call. Either you stand until it's done and everyone has to look at your crotch, or you sit first and spent 10 seconds looking like fucking Noddy.

06.11.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks obama!

06.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well here's the complication - he's not a bird, but a human circus orphan

06.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jingle bells - no problem here
batman smells - I'm willing to grant this possibility
robin laid an egg - now here we get into trouble

06.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We compromised on turning down the sound

05.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy is a hero

05.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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rawdogging a movie by not playing a game at the same time

05.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My toxic trait is that I think I'd be fine in the silent room that drives people insane

03.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you did asterisk it but I believe this too strongly to be so easily turned away

03.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have we decided which emoji tells people you're joking but doesn't make you look psychotic

02.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ginger it is neither ugly nor selfish to need love, one of the most fundamental human needs, right after food and water and oxygen

02.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Celebrated Halloween with two beers and The Thing on the big screen. Perfection.

31.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you Lucas

29.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when Tom Holland and Zendaya get married, he should take her last name and become Tom

29.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

crucially, both services are more expensive than being on your mate's plex, and only slightly less annoying to set up

21.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SHIVA BABY (2020, dir. Emma Seligman)

20.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

13.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1033    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

>looking for a new homebrew d&d game
>ask the DM if the setting is β€œno magic” or β€œtoo much magic”
>he doesn’t understand
>I pull out illustrated diagram explaining the difference
>he laughs and says β€œit’s a good system, ma’am”
>I join the party
>it’s β€œno magic”

10.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be honest, I've only had good interactions with the in group. The out group, on the other hand? Brother,

10.10.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this good

07.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normal mode! Normal mode!

07.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a neutral frozen fanta is a complicit frozen fanta

06.10.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just drove through the area, Georges River Road is cordoned off.

05.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rock up to the club like "hey girl. My tummy hurts."

05.10.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

or just one young person and one companion

05.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay but you get to go to space. most of us are making spreadsheets or cleaning things.

05.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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