@jerkychew.bsky.social
My social skills resemble arson.
Can we get a special #Oscara category of "movies we need right now" and award @jamesgunn.bsky.social 's Superman?
10.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just watched the new #blackops7 intro and apparently the hero is a... CEO? Can't make this up - I assume that she's going to save us from those evil unions and government regulations. We can all do our patriotic duty and help her bring real value to the shareholders.
11.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social what the helllllll it's early November
09.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Best photo ever
26.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Am I the only one that doesn't know if I'm watching a Claude commercial or a Jesus one until the very end? It's a 50/50 that it's going to end with a Claude logo or somebody saying He Gets Us.
06.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I pay for YouTube premium. Why am I getting Taylor Swift ads?
03.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You can now bypass your cart at Amazon and send an item directly to your upcoming delivery. God help us all.
01.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Accepting the award on behalf of Lady Gaga will be Marilyn Manson...
08.09.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Update: YESS!!!!!
07.09.2025 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My hotel guaranteeing that I will never find the right place to go when it's really needed.
05.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wegovy (pronounced "Wee-govnah" across the pond) allows me to play all sorts of fun games, like "order a large pizza, take one bite and then just stare at it", and "I ate a hot dog so now I'm going to be sick for the next six hours"... But I've lost 17 pounds so - worth it! 🇱🇷
30.08.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really hoping @alyankovic.bsky.social is in the new #NakedGun movie, continuing the tradition. #KeepItWeird
01.08.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cat. 22 pound supermodel cat.
29.04.2025 13:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good job grabbing my attention this morning, Firefox.
18.04.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The @plex.tv Watchlist feature is incredibly underrated. They need to set up a Plex "add to watch" button for webmasters and content creators... Amazing they haven't yet
22.03.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I forgot to bring the flashlight inside and now batman is here.
21.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man, Adrien Brody's a dick, huh?
03.03.2025 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing. No Other Land won.
03.03.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bought a cheap 100 foot run of flat Ethernet cable, and I can't understand why Monoprice or Amazon hasn't trademarked a product called "Flat 6" yet.
02.03.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marketing idea: Make those wireless doorbell display models in Best Buy / Walmart actually work, and when you press the button you're connected with a product specialist for that brand #upsell #alwaysbesellin #buyconsumeobey
02.03.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The collabo we never saw coming.
02.03.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're right, I will fire my entire staff immediately!
02.03.2025 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh yeah, great point.
02.03.2025 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is tonight's #SNL host the worst they've ever had? They've had worse, right? Right?
02.03.2025 05:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Watching today's events and I'm surprised that nobody has referred to our current administration as "Childish Gambino" yet...
28.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Living the dream.
16.02.2025 06:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kendrick's bringing back that Public Enemy march...
10.02.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kendrick Lamar just broke my Tubi.
10.02.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry Snoop Dogg but you sold your anti-hate credibility for $2 million.
10.02.2025 00:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
