Hubert Cumberdale

Liz Truss' first week in charge of Prince Andrew's - sorry - Andy Windsor's PR team is going well.

No, because it came out of your mouth.

Nigel Farage doesn’t care about losing in Caerphilly. He’s still getting all the publicity and he’s the only thing he cares about. He wouldn’t want to be Prime Minister because he’d actually have to work whilst being paid less than he can grift now and we all know what a lazy fucker he is.

Tacky and tasteless, and the ballroom’s the same.

I hate kids too, but £180,000 to get rid of one?

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Barman!

Another Year, Another MoT and Service

…and at 42,188 miles on the clock it’s only done 1,800 miles in the year. Now that we have the Focus ST for family visits and longer distance stuff (like our trip to the Champagne region in June) we only use the Abarth when it’s local journeys and especially…

He got the words “enjoy” and “endure” mixed up.

It'll be gaudy and tasteless like everything else he has built. Remember this is the man who ordered the rose garden to be concreted over and has had loads of gold leaf spayed all over the rest of the White House.

It's cheaper in London because we have a National Health Service - that he wants a part of - paid for out of our taxes so it's literally affordable health care.

It’s anti-hooligan. Anti-violence. All this antisemitism bollocks is just that.

I was impressed by the hi-viz vest.

I thought Nigel Farage was completely in favour of people paying the tax they had to? Maybe not...

Reform suspends four Kent councillors after Guardian publishes leaked video of fierce infighting Members of Reform’s flagship county council will be investigated after ‘evidence that they brought the party into disrepute’

Maybe they should just stick to assault, DV and taken bribes from Russia? That's all fine, apparently. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I see that Liz Truss' first day working at Amazon Web Services is going well.

How dare they reveal the truth?

Well he’s certainly got the lowest IQ of any other President before. Men - who’ve never cried before - come up to him and say, “Sir, the gulf between your intelligence and any other President is so large that no-one’s ever known it to be so minuscule”. It’s at least 1500% less - maybe more.

Fox “News” won’t ever call him out for his blatant lying.

It shows what he truly thinks of the people he’s supposed to be serving.

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

24 hours, he said…

Oh he’s just so grumpy! I love him!

Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn

Johnson tells lies about everything, always.

It is, but it’s fine for them. Obviously.

We’re not as fundy mentalist as the Americans so he knows it’ll make no difference to his popularity in the UK… unlike the funding that comes with it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to be able to claim an Irish passport so I could freely travel and live in the EU post-Brexit. It’s the English nationalism he pushes whilst enjoying his Irish nationality that gets me.

Ah so he is an economic migrant himself then. Sounds about right.

It’s clear to me what Trump is up to:

1. Stir up dissent.
2. Make up claims about violence and crime.
3. Send in the troops.
4. Declare a national state of emergency.
5. Suspend elections as they’re too dangerous in such a time of emergency.
6. Cling on to power.
7. Continue enriching Trumps

Peter Sutcliffe vibe.