@chrisdarkrock.bsky.social
I once saw a man say goodbye to a shoe. He/Him.
"TJ Watt is the most chipped human being in terms of football"
The most chipped human being overall remains Steve Buscemi in Fargo
Mississippi State getting palindromed.
08.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 52 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0help someone else get a win
i promise it’s not gonna take away from your wins
An inflatable frog costume throwing a sub in the style of Banksy
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After the verdict, the Sandwich Guy could not be reached for comment. His last words to his lawyer were that he had to Ciabatta girl.
06.11.2025 19:59 — 👍 124 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 1If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
05.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 12004 🔁 2042 💬 220 📌 83NO idea why this random piece of information stuck in my head, but...
simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Otto_Mann
Otto Mann went to Brown.
05.11.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bengals are scoring 38 points a game with Joe Flacco. Are they allowing more than that? Frankly I don’t think that’s any of your business.
02.11.2025 22:11 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney embracing the L.
It never gets old.
01.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 125 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 2The first game-ending 7-4 double play in postseason history
h/t @EliasSports
translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole
30.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 420 🔁 73 💬 10 📌 3A haunted house but every room is just another person whose name you should definitely know by now
30.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 327 🔁 41 💬 13 📌 6Thank you! Loving going through your thread!
30.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Celebrated my anniversary today!
30.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
28.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 12990 🔁 2971 💬 2 📌 88At this point, Yesavage winning 2026 Rookie of the Year is gonna feel like “season 7 of The Rookie starring Nathan Fillion”
29.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0BREAKING NEWS: Mamdani Once Said Friend’s Play Was “Really Something” When, In Fact, It Was Not Good
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Trying to decide if I should keep watching or go to bed
28.10.2025 05:11 — 👍 99 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0Cool, cool, a crucial postseason game in L.A. and the Toronto team is getting screwed by the officials not being able to tell what’s high. Well played, sports gods.
28.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 160 🔁 27 💬 9 📌 1“In Toronto, fans get to the game the way God intended: on mass transit that drops you off right at the ballpark, because the communal experience of professional sports should include the ride there”
27.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 336 🔁 42 💬 13 📌 8
Watching Carson Wentz play football
24.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 175 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 2not telling people you got benched for carson wentz is a kindness. minnesota nice in practice. like a 3rd grade teacher not acknowledging to the class that you accidentally called her mom.
23.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Listen I like sports as much, if not more, then most people, but the idea of being lured into a high stakes poker game because you get to play with Damon Jones for an evening is kind of funny to me.
23.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 296 🔁 15 💬 18 📌 2BOSS: hey you’re focused on getting that report together, right?
ME: ya sure
MY BRAIN (on a loop): Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme, gimme, gimme the ball because I'm gonna DUNK IT!
If, at any point this season, you offered me a chance to win one game to make the World Series, I’d take it in a second.
The two best words in sports: Game Seven
Regroup and go make history tomorrow.
#ballclub
The Seattle Mariners weren't going to do this any other way
20.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 87 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 1If it was easy, it wouldn't be Mariners baseball.
One game for the pennant. Go M's.
