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Years ago I had a blog called Questionable Time that involved a lot of photoshopping David Dimbleby onto various things. One time I slapped him on a cow and a farmer got in touch to say that it was his cow and that I should take it down.
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βCLIVE POUNDS, WHO SADLY DIED FROM COMPLICATIONS FOLLOWING A WASP STINGβ
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Brilliantly, the BBC is subtitling the Womenβs Six Nations rugby match with the script of Fiddler On The Roof
12.04.2025 16:48 β π 87 π 23 π¬ 6 π 1
BBC HEADLINE: "UK OFFICIALS 'STANDING READY' TO TAKE CONTROL OF SCUNTHORPE PLANT"
"STANDING BY, DOUGLAS HURD"
"STANDING BY, DOUGLAS HURD" #SCUNTHORPE
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News: WH Smith to rebrand as TGJones after Β£76m sale
when you have to come up with your new witness protection name on the spot
28.03.2025 08:16 β π 446 π 93 π¬ 20 π 20BIO-DIMBLEBY HAS DEFEATED βW.H. SMITHβ
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BIO-DIMBLEBY REMEMBERS 1974 WELL, HAVING VISITED IT ONLY LAST WEEK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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A judge once ruled that I was βthe antithesis of Paddington Bearβ.
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BBC News music on Spotify.
Look what has appeared on Spotify. π
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Exclusive Playbook photo from Downing St's Iftar reception
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A βGOOGLEβ DATABASE RETRIEVAL FOR βTERRY WOGANβ, SHOWING THE CORRECT FACE. IT HAS DEFINITELY NOT USED THE FACE OF A COMEDY IMPERSONATOR BY MISTAKE.
DIMBLEFACT: YOUR βMEMORYβ IS INCORRECT. βWOGANβ ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE THIS.
09.03.2025 09:17 β π 23 π 8 π¬ 1 π 2
"WORLD BOOK DAY" DIMBLETIP: DELIGHT YOUR OFFSPRING'S TEACHERS BEFORE LEADING A RENDITION OF "I DIMBLE FOR THEE"
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