Chanocraft

One skill I've learned due to having a bad memory is I can have no idea who you are and still manage to act with the same level of familiarity you talk to me with, and 90% of the time no one figures out that I've forgotten them

Now if only I could figure out how to mute the air fryer..... I've even tried googling it and apparently the model of air fryer I have just isn't common enough for the internet to give me a damn instruction manual

I just figured out how to mute the washer and dryer in the apartment I've been living in for the last 5 months and I am so goddamn happy this is legitimately one of the greatest things to happen to me in a while. I am not joking I was so fed up with this damn machine that wouldn't shut the hell up

wrong one, for that you need the chicken flow chart

The worst part about having an 8:00 a.m. shift is that I can't send anyone any of the funny memes I find while I'm on the bus because no one else is awake

@teamcherry.bsky.social you should totally do this

Myself included obviously

Team Cherry should make a deluxe version of silk song for like $5 to $10 more where the only difference is that your character gets a fancy hat. It would be SUCH a meme, and they would make tons of money off of it because I guarantee you there will be tens of thousands who will want The Hat

As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.

Dude was in fact an english speaker, however, he did in fact manage to find the english set of instructions that were below the spanish set I added. My first 5 star review on DoorDash goes to my dude Bryan! Lovely guy, talked with him for min, all around great dude!

99% of the dashers I get primarily speak spanish. I just learned my dasher's name this time is Bryan. I swear if this dude primarily speaks english I'm gonna scream. This is literally only the second time I've gotten an english speaker.

I've had this issue with DoorDash where, without fail, EVERY SINGLE ONE of the dashers I get completely ignore my delivery instructions. After getting fed up and contacting support, I learned that the instructions don't have a translate feature. So this time, I put the instructions in spanish, since

These would make excellent bumper stickers, you should sell them using bumper sticker material too!

*headline dedicated to all the hours I've spent not playing PoE*

I don't wanna come up with 5 of them, so here's a freebie: "MMORPG player spends less time researching the game than playing it, gets absolutely destroyed"

Do you have the source for this quote? I would love to hear it from the man himself, Mark Hamill is awesome

4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman conducts a job interview. She asks the candidate, “So last question: Where do you see yourself in five years?” Panel 2: The candidate imagines a post-apocalyptic world with fire, wrecked cars, and ruined buildings. He’s dressed like a survivalist and holding a rifle. Panel 3: Still in his imagined future, he’s crouched in a desert landscape, aiming a sniper rifle. Panel 4: His crosshairs are locked on a killer robot attacking a terrified woman.

The biggest problem with the supernatural is that once it's confirmed to exist, it's no longer supernatural, just natural, a newly discovered part of the natural world.

1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere

Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!

What causes the so-called rot though?

*zinc

As someone who knows absolutely nothing about #3, static electricity makes my hair stand up on end and fray if there's enough of it, maybe it's the same process with tin?

IF ANY OF THEM WOULD SPEND 5 FUCKING SECONDS IT WOULD BE THE EASIEST DELIVERY EVER FOR THEM I AIN'T EVEN JOKING

I swear to god I'm gonna start giving 3 star reviews every time a DoorDash driver fails to read my GOD DAMN INSTRUCTIONS and get confused because they CAN'T OPEN THE GOD DAMN ENTRY DOORS to my apartment complex BECAUSE THEY LOCK AT 5 PM. LIKE I EXPLICITLY MENTION IN THE GOD DAMN INSTRUCTIONS

Last night I literally had a dream about picking out new insoles for my shoes. How do you undo being an adult

The fact that the pokémon Arboliva isn't instead called Tolliv is a serious missed opportunity

Unfortunately still as relevant as the last time I reposted this