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Jason Rice

@thatjasonrice.bsky.social

Career non-profiteer, ally, stoic, and sometimes award winning genre writer. Favorite Temper: Frolic #screenwriter #killeralum #mutantfam #scriptsky Coverfly Red List 2022, 2023, 2024

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Camels would definitely move through traffic faster, especially in the summer.

05.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
05.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This means I would ned to go back on Twitter. Naw thanks.

05.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m realizing that Long Island is turning into Staten Island 2.0 and it’s the major source of my misery.

05.11.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better days are ahead for all of us Lex, and you deserve better. But I think it’s fair to say you played your part and should be proud.

05.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! I just realized the same thing. This is the closest thing I’ve been to a party since 2020.

05.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheney was clearly the final horcrux.

05.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yessss!

05.11.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s running for King of Staten Island next.

05.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he’ll crawl back in hole now until he can run for an open PTA spot in Staten Island.

05.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8312    πŸ” 1169    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 132

I thought it was an off brand laxative.

04.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We must keep it in our hearts all year long.

01.11.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a lot of kids give up valuable time running door to door to methodically rummage the bowl for their favorites. Some even pulled up a piece of stoop to get a better look -see. I mean when you think about it do you want come home with a massive bag of shit candy or a modest bag of gold.

01.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do hope this puts an end to it.

01.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels a bit cliche… what if they found the stolen Louvre loot on them? Yes, make it a heist! We can call it Monkeys 12! Oh wait…

29.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never have.

29.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooo good.

29.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The week of Halloween I get so stressed that I didn’t do enough to appease the pagan gods this year. Fuck- I haven’t even watched Exorcist III yet!

29.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean this a Tuesday news story at best. I’d be more impressed if they found the stolen Louvre loot on them.

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"Highly aggressive" is a nice touch. Lots of room for speculation.

28.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now…Welcome to Derry goes pretty hard pretty quick.

27.10.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect

19.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 28299    πŸ” 5131    πŸ’¬ 970    πŸ“Œ 418

Maybe just to illustrate how sideways everything has gone.

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Every year I watch Sleepy Hollow and every watch I marvel at the aesthetics, the soundtrack, incredible cast. Sure the story is a bit convoluted but it’s one of Burton’s best.

19.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you surprised? Our press has failed us.

19.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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