Call my dad Dave and give me red hair, it's Wendier than fuck outside.
03.04.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@alexzilla408.bsky.social
I may be stupid.
Call my dad Dave and give me red hair, it's Wendier than fuck outside.
03.04.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0NASCAR is my favorite sport for many reasons; Chief among them is the propensity for turning left. I hope America follows suit.
14.02.2025 01:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Man, what the fuck. Sorry to hear this but I hope you will be onto bigger and better things. I've enjoyed your content for years and will continue to do so, wherever you are.
11.02.2025 22:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sorry Jon. I'm doing it.
10.02.2025 02:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Unless Tom Brady walks down and puts on a Chiefs jersey, this game is over.
10.02.2025 02:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If we don't make it dangerous to be a Nazi, Nazis will make it dangerous to not be one.
08.02.2025 00:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I thought Jey Uso winning the Rumble was the craziest thing that would happen yesterday... Then Nico Harrison traded Luka for AD and a pack of bubble gum.
02.02.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was just partaking in the American news cycle when I realized the most devastating insult that could be hurled at me today would be some version of "You voted for Donald Trump."
31.01.2025 22:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Luka has played 22/48 games this season. That's not a great season.
31.01.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like that it is based on an earlier version called SKEETS
30.01.2025 19:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is boring, but start saving money yesterday. If you can't figure time travel out to do so, start saving money today. Put that money in an HYSA or CD.
30.01.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have got to get my discover algorithm dialed in. It wildly vacillates between sports I do not care about, video games I do not care about, and hot dogs (that part is fine, I think). I gotta post about more stuff I like besides hot dogs, I guess.
28.01.2025 03:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You should open the sandwich shop tomorrow. Then we'll be happy.
27.01.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah, a two point lead is INSURMOUNTABLE
26.01.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I gotta say, this really sucks ass. Slogans should be short & catchy and maybe not sourced from a billionaire.
26.01.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Saying this in response to a post about Sonic 3 is absolutely insane.
26.01.2025 18:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*legendary rapist
26.01.2025 18:43 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The greatest $1.50 in American history. We do still know how to be great.
26.01.2025 18:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now I know exactly how I will fool you.
26.01.2025 01:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I didn't do this
24.01.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I left Meta yesterday and haven't had a Twitter account since Elon showed up. Time to break out the victory cig.
24.01.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pretty good
24.01.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't really know what to do here yet, but here's a picture of the best hot dog I've ever had. We'll figure the rest out later.
22.01.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0