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@alanferrier.bsky.social

I live in Glasgow and my hobbies include arranging my CDs in alphabetical order, discovering new and exotic whiskies, sheep-spotting and flying my kite.

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The Royal Family - for two decades, at every stage of these shabby, squalid, dishonourable proceedings - protected, covered up, and ultimately paid for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's behaviour. His disgrace is their disgrace.
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19.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prince Charles β€˜cash-for-honours’ scandal grows with fresh allegations Prince reportedly β€˜met at least nine times’ with William Bortrick, the alleged fixer at heart of the claims

King Charles says, "the law must take its course."

Cool.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021...

19.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The last senior royal to be arrested was King Charles I in 1647. He was executed two years later.

19.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it’s like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.

Beyond this, it’s the stuff of children’s stories. Having a queen as head of state is like having a pirate or a mermaid or Ewok as head of state. What’s the logic? Bees have queens, but the queen bee lays all of the eggs in the hive. The queen of the Britons has laid just four British eggs, and one of those is the sweatless creep Prince Andrew, so it’s hardly deserving of applause.

The contemporary royals have no real power. They serve entirely to enshrine classism in the British nonconstitution. They live in high luxury and low autonomy, cosplaying as their ancestors, and are the subject of constant psychosocial projection from people mourning the loss of empire. They’re basically a Rorschach test that the tabloids hold up in order to gauge what level of hysterical batshittery their readers are capable of at any moment in time.

Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it’s like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown. Beyond this, it’s the stuff of children’s stories. Having a queen as head of state is like having a pirate or a mermaid or Ewok as head of state. What’s the logic? Bees have queens, but the queen bee lays all of the eggs in the hive. The queen of the Britons has laid just four British eggs, and one of those is the sweatless creep Prince Andrew, so it’s hardly deserving of applause. The contemporary royals have no real power. They serve entirely to enshrine classism in the British nonconstitution. They live in high luxury and low autonomy, cosplaying as their ancestors, and are the subject of constant psychosocial projection from people mourning the loss of empire. They’re basically a Rorschach test that the tabloids hold up in order to gauge what level of hysterical batshittery their readers are capable of at any moment in time.

A timely reminder of how Ireland views the British monarchy, via the @irishtimes.com
www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-r...

19.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Wee thought for the day: but for a twist of fate in the great womb lottery that is the British Royal Family, Andrew might have been the head of state of the United Kingdom.

19.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll bet he's sweating now.

19.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now, of course, the electorate will be bombarded by claims that "Nigel saved your elections."

Could even Liz Truss have played such a blinder?
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16.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Glasgow is making the world a better place Not the rougher, dirtier sibling of Edinburgh, but Glasgow is a city full of surprises that’s far warmer than the rain would let you think.

How Glasgow is making the world a better place: faroutmagazine.co.uk/how-glasgow-...

16.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HT @gem_ste @ the other place.

16.02.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glasgow Subway Map 1896 vs 2025
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16.02.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scotland 'matches France for food and drink export value', figures show Scotland's food and drink export value per capita stands β€œshoulder-to-shoulder” with some of Europe’s biggest economies and outperforms…

In 2024, Scotland exported Β£7.14 billion worth of food & drink, equivalent to Β£1288 per person. By contrast, England exported Β£12.12bn, Β£207 per person. Scotland’s food and drink exports per head are more than six times England’s, and on a par with France.
www.thenational.scot/news/2585468...

14.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Is anyone from the government now going to resign over wasting Β£millions arresting and prosecuting decent people for opposing genocide? I think we all know the answer.

13.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An 18-year-old Diego Maradona looking up Glasgow's Hope Street from a window of the Central Station Hotel, June 1979.

13.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see we've reached the "isn't it about time we sent children back up chimneys?" point of late-stage capitalism.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02...

12.02.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sarwar's playing a high-stakes game of political poker. Unfortunately his hand is the Starship Enterprise, the 3 of Cups, Mr Bun the Baker, Vine Street and Colonel Mustard.

11.02.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since #bbclaurak is trending, let’s remind ourselves that ONE MONTH ago, the BBC invited Mandelson on for a soft-ball interview on her show. While HIS CLIENT , Palantir’s Louis Moseley appeared as a pundit

Both, as I wrote at time, were β€˜abject failures of journalism’
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08.02.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2601    πŸ” 1240    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 60

If both Starmer and Sarwar survive, Sarwar is going into the election campaign with the message, "Vote for a Labour leader I called on to resign".

10.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Via @labourlewis.bsky.social at the other place.

09.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, do fuck off.

09.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A senior Labour source messages: "Currently looks like Anas has gone over the top by himself."

09.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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'Idiocy': Labour figures round on Anas Sarwar after he calls for Keir Starmer to quit ANAS Sarwar has triggered enormous backlash after calling for Keir Starmer to resign

β€œIdiocy, incoherent, and self-defeating. Anas does not have authority to speak on behalf of the Scottish party in this way. It’s a fucking shitshow.”

If Sarwar can't command the respect and co-operation of Scottish Labour then he himself must resign.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583922...

09.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Douglas Alexander is both a cabinet member and *co-chair of the Scottish Labour election campaign*.

How do you run a campaign when your leader and the co-chair of your campaign disagree on whether the Labour PM should resign? How is that sustainable?

09.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
Sarwar holding the Labour manifesto with "Change" printed over Starmer's head.

Sarwar holding the Labour manifesto with "Change" printed over Starmer's head.

Looks like we might be getting that change after all. But not the change that was promised.

09.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: it was a certain Gordon Brown who bestowed a peerage on Peter Mandelson and appointed him as Business Secretary in his cabinet. Mandelson had already been sacked twice from high office for scandalous behaviour and actions. Mr. Brown would prefer that we forget this.

07.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I see Labour's promise of "change" and their much-vaunted vow to end corruption and sleaze is going well.

06.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A cracker from Alistair Carmichael, then Secretary of State for Scotland, during the referendum campaign who categorically assured us that there was "no question of there being a Brexit referendum. That is the hard political fact."
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03.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That didn't stop the BBC playing it on a loop for about a week. But instead of making public what was essentially a betrayal of Scotland post-referendum he followed his β€œfederalism / home rule” promise by a suggestion that folk start a petition.

03.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gordon Brown urged Scots to vote No for β€œfaster, safer, better change” within the UK. A "modern form of Home Rule" that's the "closest thing to federalism", with Holyrood "handed equal status to Westminster."

β€œThis is a promise we will keep,” he said.

03.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if Epstein was working for the Russians, as our media seems keen to persuade us, but I do know that a spy was once found dead folded inside a holdall in a bathtub and news outlets told us that he put himself in the bag and padlocked it from the outside.

03.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Finally got him to go today': Mandelson's emails to Epstein on Gordon Brown Emails released by the US appear to shed new light on the dying days of Gordon Brown's government.

Blimey.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

03.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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