Hauke von Fredrichs's Avatar

Hauke von Fredrichs

@haukebasilisk.bsky.social

Mythological Gen X Mathematics professor and pervert

73 Followers  |  70 Following  |  222 Posts  |  Joined: 03.12.2023  |  2.2278

Latest posts by haukebasilisk.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

That's everyone for today!!
Thank you all- we raised 337usd for supplies for the Musser Park Food Drive- I'll be running out now to get donation items and will post photos/receipt as soon as I'm home โค๏ธ

Individual files will go out later tonight as well!
I'll return to do more later this month :)

08.11.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It occurred to me this morning that Trump is like Mrs. Olsen from Little House on the Prairie. Both look down contemptuously on the people they make profits from and constantly look for ways to cheat them. Though sometimes a small bit of humanity leaks through itโ€™s gone by the next episode.

08.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Commission from @kaputotter.bsky.social showing me and Westhoff's javelina character playing a Neo Geo arcade unit. @westhoff.bsky.social made the screenshot featured on the machine. The sprites are our bear characters done by Hiker on FA, set against a King of Fighters stage background. Love it.

07.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to memorize a lot of Lutherโ€™s Small Catechism. Looking at this picture, the opening phrase โ€œYou shall fear and love God so thatโ€ฆโ€ came immediately to mind. You shall FEAR and LOVE, in that order.

06.11.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Sphere packing - Wikipedia

A skeksis study on the sphere packing problem (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere_...)
Carefully inserting spheres into a volunteer to study the possible volumes the spheres (of varying radius) can be packed into.

03.11.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Not my fault my class is dumb as rocks."
"...they ARE rocks."
*sigh* "Basilisk problems."

03.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œAfter consideration, Iโ€™ve realized some adjustments to my teaching style may be necessary to match your learning styles,โ€ the professor says as he looks through a stack of papers at a desk. The cockatrice prepares for a shift. โ€œHere we go.โ€

He crosses his eyes and sticks out his forked tongue. 

โ€œDuh,โ€ he says. โ€œIth that bether?โ€

โ€œAfter consideration, Iโ€™ve realized some adjustments to my teaching style may be necessary to match your learning styles,โ€ the professor says as he looks through a stack of papers at a desk. The cockatrice prepares for a shift. โ€œHere we go.โ€ He crosses his eyes and sticks out his forked tongue. โ€œDuh,โ€ he says. โ€œIth that bether?โ€

By @space-salaman.bsky.social

I hesitated about sharing this one since itโ€™s mean butโ€ฆhonestly. I think most teachers have had moments when they thought this to themselves.

03.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So rest assured that many perverted oviparous furries have pondered this open problem.

30.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once approached an artist and asked for a commission of me carefully stuffing a billiard ball into an owl I know and saying โ€œOh hi there, we were just studying the sphere packing problem. Care to join us?โ€

The idea got rejected in favor of some โ€œomg look he so sexyโ€ pinup. What a tragedy!

30.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was going to say me as well butโ€ฆI already went the spiny anteater echidna route. :>

28.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Compass barrel cactus replanted and supported with 2x4s and some other braces.

Compass barrel cactus replanted and supported with 2x4s and some other braces.

It was replanted someplace nearby. I hope it can survive toppling over and being relocated.

27.10.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A basilisk with a serious expression (as serious as someone with a rooster head can be) catches the viewer with an intense gaze!

A basilisk with a serious expression (as serious as someone with a rooster head can be) catches the viewer with an intense gaze!

Linework from the first panel. I liked this picture so much that I used it for my profile pic for quite a while.

27.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
First panel:  The professor (who from this angle looks a lot like a chicken) sits at a desk, looking seriously out at the viewer.  "Today we're going to talk about TRANSFORMATIONS!"  Several reaction shots surround him, showing various furries who are excited about that topic!

Second panel:  The professor pulls down a chart and says "LAPLACE transformations!"  Several basic Laplace transforms are on the chart; the reactions from the audience range from a confused Chihuahua (perhaps named Chapo) and owl (Archie?); a surprised and confused pig (perhaps named Duroc); and a non-plussed marten (who may go by Obonic).

First panel: The professor (who from this angle looks a lot like a chicken) sits at a desk, looking seriously out at the viewer. "Today we're going to talk about TRANSFORMATIONS!" Several reaction shots surround him, showing various furries who are excited about that topic! Second panel: The professor pulls down a chart and says "LAPLACE transformations!" Several basic Laplace transforms are on the chart; the reactions from the audience range from a confused Chihuahua (perhaps named Chapo) and owl (Archie?); a surprised and confused pig (perhaps named Duroc); and a non-plussed marten (who may go by Obonic).

Today we're starting to study Laplace transformations in the DE class. I imagined running a TF panel at a con (run by a cockatrice!?) and springing this on the attendees after locking the doors. "This isn't what I signed up for!!" #Furry #Math

Done by @space-salaman.bsky.social

27.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It only happened to me once. I got โ€œcasket conditioned aleโ€ from a microbrewery a few Halloweens ago. Mixing it with water would not have saved it.

22.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Welcome to Auggie. Adding the Caucasian Badger to this years National Badger piece. That makes 9 different types of badgers. Also, adding the Stink Badger back to my crew, even though science now says Stink Badgers are "false" badgers, and closer related to skunks. There are two types of stink badgers, 6 types of ferret badgers, and 3 types of hog badgers.

Welcome to Auggie. Adding the Caucasian Badger to this years National Badger piece. That makes 9 different types of badgers. Also, adding the Stink Badger back to my crew, even though science now says Stink Badgers are "false" badgers, and closer related to skunks. There are two types of stink badgers, 6 types of ferret badgers, and 3 types of hog badgers.

#NationalBadgerDay #Brocktober #Brocktoberfest

October 6th is National Badger Day, a celebration to all things badger. Decided to do all my badger characters again, and added the Caucasian Badger, who officially became a different subspecies of badger in 2013. welcome to the badgerdom.

06.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wait, does that mean Katty goes to it? And that you also do? I have been missing out!

20.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously? I wouldnโ€™t have believed it.

20.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Basilisk mathematician explaining some group theory to a stone lion. (The lion only recently became stone.)

โ€œWell,โ€ the basilisk says as he holds a wineglass, โ€œthere are only so many groups with 8 elementsโ€ฆthereโ€™s Z 8, Z 4 cross Z 2, and Z 2 cross Z 2 cross Z 2โ€“HIC!โ€ 

He hiccups and excuses himself. โ€œBut thereโ€™s ALSO a non-abelian group named D sub 8 that has 8 elementsโ€ฆโ€

Basilisk mathematician explaining some group theory to a stone lion. (The lion only recently became stone.) โ€œWell,โ€ the basilisk says as he holds a wineglass, โ€œthere are only so many groups with 8 elementsโ€ฆthereโ€™s Z 8, Z 4 cross Z 2, and Z 2 cross Z 2 cross Z 2โ€“HIC!โ€ He hiccups and excuses himself. โ€œBut thereโ€™s ALSO a non-abelian group named D sub 8 that has 8 elementsโ€ฆโ€

From @kattywampus.bsky.social years and years ago.

When you get cornered at parties by drunk mathemachickens, desperate measures are necessary. Look directly at the basiliskโ€™s eyes and you wonโ€™t have to listen anymore. #BasiliskAdvice #Petrification

20.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Sometimes I see stuff I've never seen before. Today was one of those days. Hickok grooming products, MX 1969 (nice)
( via youtu.be/nwlG8bq17qo?... )

17.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Basilisk - Historical Spots in Vienna - Vienna Wรผrstelstand On the morning of June 12th,1212 cries of fear were heard on Schรถnlaterngasse. The bakerโ€™s daughter had gone to fetch fresh water but was struck by a nauseating smell coming from the bottom of the wel...

viennawurstelstand.com/location/bas...

Heard a legend like this from Basel, as well. No doubt it happens at least once in every European city of some consequence! Go team #basilisk!

16.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Mini Bitty Basilisk Plush The Bitty Basilisk is a very cranky chicken dragon who just hatched! The plushie is 5 inches tall, features embroidered details and the cutest little talons! This might just be the roundest plush ever...

@durocpig.bsky.social pointed out dragoncoop.com/products/bit... to me.

Awwww!

14.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It drank up too much water and got too heavy on top. Fat Cactus.

14.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fallen Compass Barrel cactus due to a lot of rain; standing water is in the background.

Fallen Compass Barrel cactus due to a lot of rain; standing water is in the background.

A compass barrel cactus that had been there since I started working fell down over the weekend; we had at least an inch of rain. I lost another compass barrel in my front yard for the same reason a few years ago.

14.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alternative color Hauke grading tests and sitting on eggs.

Alternative color Hauke grading tests and sitting on eggs.

Days of brighter plumage that faded into the more blue-green Hauke sports now; new to the job, he spends the weekend grading papers while attending to other personal matters (that do not require him to do much beyond sit still and be warm).

Done by @hologramraptor.bsky.social 10 years ago!

13.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But the calculator saysโ€ฆ

13.10.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
CDC Immunization Schedule Adopts Individual-Based Decision-Making for COVID-19 and Standalone Vaccination for Chickenpox in Toddlers CDC updated updated its adult and child immunization schedules to apply individual-based decisions

CDC applies โ€œindividual-based decision-makingโ€ for vaccinations. Sounds a lot like our โ€œinformed advisingโ€ experiment where students were informed about prerequisite classes but could choose to ignore them and sign up for whatever they wanted. (Spoiler: it didnโ€™t work very well.)

www.cdc.gov

06.10.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Holding an abacus, a basilisk (or cockatrice) with scaly arms, wings with a mix of leathery skin and feathers, and a tail inspired by a crocodile regards the viewer.

Holding an abacus, a basilisk (or cockatrice) with scaly arms, wings with a mix of leathery skin and feathers, and a tail inspired by a crocodile regards the viewer.

By an artist named Watergazer who was once on FA. I think this one came before the other abacus picture I posted two weeks ago. I may be running out of education or math inspired artwork soon, not enough to make it through the whole semester! Maybe time to dig up cash for more art.

06.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best time I had at a con was when a friend of mine brought several drums, a tambourine or two, coffee cans and a cowbell and a group of seven of us, some friends and some strangers, just played percussion together for an hour or two. I guess thatโ€™s what kids call vibing nowadays.

05.10.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Scientists found a 650-year-old shoe in a vulture nest. Thatโ€™s just the start of it. Many unexpected human artifacts have been preserved, for centuries, in vulture nests.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Link to original research article in next post

02.10.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Cockatrice (or basilisk, thank you very much) removes his glasses to gaze at a paper and his ocular powers cause an "F" to appear on it.

Cockatrice (or basilisk, thank you very much) removes his glasses to gaze at a paper and his ocular powers cause an "F" to appear on it.

If I made the Linear Algebra test too easy, then I made the Differential Equations test too hard. Yikes. Tough slog over the weekend going through two classes' tests and seeing all kinds of crazy things. Do your homework! It helps.

Art by Scribblecat, who is also on twitch as CappyCorm

29.09.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@haukebasilisk is following 19 prominent accounts