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@dalareyn.bsky.social

125 Followers  |  199 Following  |  437 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023  |  1.8078

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The AI hands get more nightmarish the further back you go

10.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you're supposed to cosplay as one of the players

05.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of that was hard to get through, but still a very good read.

My 4 year old keeps wanting to read Quicksilver

29.09.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but this one is actually ableist as there are plenty of "real men" who are unable to use the stairs...

That said, a broken escalator is not a declaration of war

27.09.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

3AM in the Arby's parking lot

26.09.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much for the separation of church and state

25.09.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to make this joke

21.09.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In all seriousness, sometimes shock factor is what it takes to get your brain out of The Bad Place

16.09.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna BUY a flag just to fly it high!

11.09.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be really funny if the shooter was part of the pardoned J6 crew

11.09.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not like they're really trying to hide it anymore

05.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're deploying the jets there so they're closer to Venezuela. "Stationed" is a better word

05.09.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Can we please stop calling RFKJ a former heroin addict like it's a bad thing? He's a rotting pile of dog poo, but getting off of a drug like that takes strength and courage. Let's stop making other people who have accomplished it feel like shit

05.09.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it the entire @criticalrole.bsky.social cast???

05.09.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post an archer

04.09.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we please stop calling RFKJ a former heroin addict like it's a bad thing? He's a rotting pile of dog poo, but getting off of a drug like that takes strength and courage. Let's stop making other people who have accomplished it feel like shit

04.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we please stop calling RFKJ a former heroin addict like it's a bad thing? He's a rotting pile of dog poo, but getting off of a drug like that takes strength and courage. Let's stop making other people who have accomplished it feel like shit

04.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. No. Can't think of a good one for California

03.09.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well fuck. He's alive. He's turning our nation's Capitol into Main Street Disneyland though, so I wasn't too far off with the animatronics joke

02.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Animatronics are difficult, okay???

02.09.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.09.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm... the announcement seems to be delayed. Having trouble with the animatronics maybe

02.09.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the POWMIA flag

02.09.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. Thank goodness I have depression

28.08.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try without VPN, or reset VPN

27.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw speculation that he has a catheter

27.08.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Magic Erasers are also a big culprit

26.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Naked Mole Rat Gets Dressed: The Underground Rock Experience - FULL MOVIE 🍿
YouTube video by Mo Willems Workshop Naked Mole Rat Gets Dressed: The Underground Rock Experience - FULL MOVIE 🍿

youtu.be/p7DYZ_SRgI0?...

26.08.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But not in the areas that have oil? That's a first!

26.08.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Children's category header.  Options are Urban Vermin and two seasons of Watership Down

Children's category header. Options are Urban Vermin and two seasons of Watership Down

Mine needs to work on its categorization for streaming content...

26.08.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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