Rosie the Ryder

if they completely ban trans people I will sacrifice my life so the community can rebuild my body into a death machine 3000 that will completely flatten Western civilization

hope people enjoy tonight's picture in full

cuz I love learning how to render new things. look at my boys butt

A graph showing the S&P 500 index over the past week, with a current value of 5,396.52. The chart indicates a decline of 4.85%, featuring a downward trend with notable dips on specific dates.

Happy Liberation Day to all who celebrate the release of money from your retirement accounts into thin air.

this is the same character btw

A man with the online handle DRAMAFOX777 types on the computer, producing a video entitled "The Rise and Fall of KittyCarl5." Another man comes in the room and says "bad news, Dramafox. They found the hard drives." Dramafox runs out the room and the man takes his seat in front of his computer. This man is DRAMASTEVE83 and he begins producing a video called "The Rise and Fall of DramaFox777"

SawStart xkcd.com/3067

VIDEO KID: Cowboy BeBop at his computer.

VIDEO KID: Cowboy BeBop at his computer.

more bunny boys bunny bbnnyun

Of course there's always the Skullgirls girls, namely Cerebella and Parasoul

Fair.

A picture of a sweaty barret wallace with his shirt riding up, exposing a fuzzy tummy.

i like barret wallace a normal amount

Saw someone say it recently but God they really should stress test calling him President Musk at press conferences, just to see how the party responds. There'd 100% have to be a portion of them who try and wiggle it in they're in too deep atp

SB

Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.

Sec 5 (a-iii) A “review” mental health medications, including stimulants.

RFK has said he’ll send us to "wellness farms" where people can get "reparented.”

Without my medicine I will lose my career.

RFK wants me as slave labor for farms bought cheap by bankrupting farmers via the funding freeze.

Suspension Bridge xkcd.com/3048

a black and white photo of a man in a suit Alt: The Scatman

I feel like he would've called 'em skeets, and as such I'm gonna call 'em skeets in honour of the Scatman, and if the Scatman can do it so can you, reskeet to honour him

The decline of American Rail has lead to the extinction of two opposing both equally important guys. The curly evil mustachioed man who would tie you to rails and the cowboy himbo who saves you then immediately marries you. Divorce isn't killing marriages the decline of america is.

A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

4 panel comic P1: a Silver Age style Peter Parker --looking old beyond his years-- clasps his right wrist in pain, as he lets out a little "jaysus" A caption box above him reads: "Once a mild-mannered teen with a huge forehead, Parker Parker was stung by a bee!!!" P2: Parker, now in a very roughshod looking bee costume. The caption reads "from that day forth, he became MAN! IN! BEE! HYPHEN! SUIT!" P3: he simply lies on the ground, hands resting on his stomach, as he slaps his lil' feet up and down, while making "bz bz" sounds. Caption: "Parker Parker dressed and acted like a bee for no other reason than he COULD" P4: He continues happily slapping his feet around, making a longer "bzzzzz" sound. We end on the caption "he is finally hap-BEE, and that is all that matters"

marvel I'm willing to show you and your readers you a bold new direction

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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

That may be true but remember: "God's on the throne", right? So clearly there's nothing to worry about

I'll send you 80 to never call it T4Cis again

As someone who tried out Multiversus once during its original explosive positive beta and was put off by how bad its monetization and character unlocking system was even back then, it sure has been a weird journey to see it go away, come back even worse, and now shut down with so little fanfare

Hot take, I prefer drones with their face exposed. I get why the masks and helmets are so popular, the whole dehumanization factor, but I just really like when you can just see their blank face, not of trace of the person they used to be in their empty expression.