Jason B. Bell

Wow

Yup, it's Gremlins time.

Are the eyes supposed to be ticks? Or those cute little teeny tiny spiders with big googly eyes?

We live in such a fucking stupid world.

Hoping all my friends and their loved ones in and around "War ravaged Portland" will be okay and survive whatever nonsense the president sends to "protect" them.

OH NO.

This is evidence against everything RFK and Trump are saying--there was a time where Tylenol was off the shelves and almost a whole subsequent year where demand plummeted. So you'd be able to go, "Huh, fewer autistic babies in 1983" if it were true.

Talking about humans who work for him and other rich assholes as if they're property that is owned, with no agency of their own? How telling is it that he views people this way, given this is a case about people being horribly dehumanized, abused, and trafficked by wealthy elites like him. So gross.

...how sick and disgusting is it that Donald Trump is saying that it's somehow "inappropriate" that a person employed by him can be "stolen" from him by having the freedom of choice to leave their current job to accept another job offer from a different scumbag employer? 4/

...and that one of the allegations against Epstein is that some of the girls he trafficked were "recruited" from Trump's employ at Mar-a-Lago (Jesus Christ, are *those* the employees Trump is complaining that Epstein "stole" here?!?)... 3/

...and that neither of those explanations have anything to do with Trump knowing about Epstein's activities with girls "on the younger side," as Trump himself described them... 2/

Putting aside for a moment that this is completely different from previous explanations of why he supposedly cut ties with Jeffrey Epstein (that Epstein bought some property that Trump wanted)... 1/

YouTube video by 2cupsoforangejuice Jellystone - The Real Space Ghost

We know he was always Peter Potamus.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU6C...

Well, if you're at a Mardi Gras parade and showing off the fact that you're a massive boob, you should expect to get beads thrown at you...

YouTube video by SpeedyB George Lowe as Space Ghost, in the Country

RIP, George. I know this was a dvd extra, but it’s a fitting tribute.

Head ‘em up!
Move ‘em out!

youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...

We are begging our followers to NOT mass report Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters to enddei.ed.gov

Before anyone says this isn't actually a great circle route, that is correct. But if you cannot think of at least two other obvious possible reasons for the curve of the flight path and email them to me by midnight tomorrow, you will be fired (or at least semi-fired) from commenting on my posts.

Tweet of a map showing a curved flight path from San Francisco to Houston, asking why it's not a straight line. A reply from Elon Musk says that it should be.

I had to check to make sure this was a real tweet--because he couldn't be *that* dumb, could he?

It's real: x.com/elonmusk/sta...

must feel weird to get fired for the same reason you were hired

Without warning we have been informed by the Trump administration that there will be a 25% tariff on Disneyland.

In retaliation all screens playing Disney content will now automatically turn on motion smoothing.

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

Pre$idential Prioritie$ $$$

People are mocking Trump's Secretary of Transportation for being a castmember on MTV's The Real World, but they keep forgetting to mention his experience as a contestant on Road Rules as well.

Elon Musk Lackeys Have Taken Over the Office of Personnel Management Sources tell WIRED that the OPM’s top layers of management now include individuals linked to xAI, Neuralink, the Boring Company, and Palantir. One expert found the takeover reminiscent of Stalin.

Not a great sign when Wired says it won't name at least two fo the people Musk has installed to run the Office of Personnel Management because they may be minors www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

#Garfield #DonaldTrump #Democrats #WhenYoureAStarTheyLetYouDoIt #GrabThemByThePussy #StateOfException #CarlSchmitt #Nazis #TheMeanOrangeFatCat

Had to go to my PC to see the end credits and the following preview/making-of extras on House of the Dragon. Just get a black screen with sound and subs on the crappy Max app on my Roku TV. It often acts up as soon as it minimizes the end credits on shows--wish I could turn that off. Annoying.

Facebook post dated March 26, 2020, saying: I give up. Does anyone have access to any toilet paper they can send me? I am serious.

Am I better off than I was four years ago? Four years ago, I had to beg my friends for help finding toilet paper. Yeah, I'm better off now.