thundre

ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him

[a horse walks into a bar]

bartender: what can i get you

horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water

bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink

horse: what

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

unlimited beer

"going commando" is such an insane subtitle for a game. ratchet & clank no underwear. ratchet & clank let it hang sister

NEVERMIND
MIGHT BE STUPID
FUCKKKKK ITS SO FAST AND EASY

why does every EV interior look like it was designed in a single rough sketch with no shading or detail

bluesky please if u can hear me make it faster and easier to block people

cannot relate. i will be robot racist until the bitter end

Three panel comic of Homer Simpson meeting a 5 monkeys in a jungle Panel 1: Homer thinks: heh monkeys Panel 2: monkey touches Homer’s stomach, says “hu… hu… hu…” Panel 3: monkey says: … Homer

all men are brothers

Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy

i think one of my main issues with bsky is that i cant block someone in 1 second like i can on the other platform.. very disappointing

this is the most fake movie social media platform i have ever seen
these people are not REAL