alice fulmer-zelinka

my hot take is that it should be easier for universities to shitcan tenured professors who are abusive pieces of shit and simultaneously easier for research technicians and postgraduates to get permanent positions

Used DVD copies of a very Harold & Kumar Christmas, where the wild things are, the Polar express, twilight, and everything everywhere all at once. All our films.

Some DVDs I’ve picked up at thrift stores lately, rate my haul

I can’t believe January 2026 was six years ago

Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.

I hope this happens every day for the rest of his miserable life

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Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

A graphic with a bright pink background and a picture of Candy Darling. The text reads: Lilac Peril Issue 02: Idols. Call for submissions, open until February 7. All genres welcome. Fiction, essays, poetry.

SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN, BABY

Lilac Peril Issue 02: IDOLS

Send work to submissions@lilacperil.com until February 7

Expected pub: late 2026

Hi all! We’re recording an episode on the Reeve’s Tale tomorrow!

A digital illustration of David Lynch (we miss you) from the little concrete walled, cluttered office space he used to do his odd little weather reports from. Everything is rendered in a strange combination of textures and line halftones and muted cool colors. Cruddy lettering at the bottom of the frame reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.

thanks again<3

~final draft~ of prospectus approacheth

hi! i hope everyone’s been having an (at least) well tempered holiday season. i’ve been working on a chapbook and hoping to share it w the world (via a small press) soon!

Age: dec DOB: Additional Info: I am just wanting to reconnect with the original detective that called me and I offered information about this. How is Contact Known: He was orchestrating a deal, along with my uncle where different men, and a few women and girls, would come to a variety of boats and yachts and pay money to force me to do with them when I was 13 and pregnant. Type: Other Address: City: Zip: Witness Information First Name: Donald Middle Name: Last Name: Trump Age: 70 DOB: Additional Info: Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and spoke to me about some of these issues. How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force me to with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan. Type: Business Address: City: Washington DC State: District of Columbia Zip: 20500 Country: United States

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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities

if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.

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loss comic but the characters in the comic have been censored

Faunalia, by Alice Fulmer — Sul Books “…Run me past the aqueducts, of misery waft me, sift me, calibrate the portions of my soul unmotherseen.&nbsp; Prepare me for a harvest of nines and nones and kneed in me those moments in meadows and...

hi big batch of new followers. if you’re new here: i’m alice, a poet, writer and academic. I have a book out on Sul Books, the best selling poetry book on the press! It’s called Faunalia and you can buy a physical or digital copy here:

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me and my colleagues are in a new podcast episode!!!

(clears throat)

Put your phone down while driving!

You’re not alone out there.
You’re not good at it.
You’re not special.
You’re not more important than anyone else.
Whatever you’re reading/typing can wait.

PUT IT DOWN!

I’m almost 30

Boomer poets are some of the absolute worst people imaginable. Apologies to everyone above 30

Remembering Our Dead This site memorialises trans people who have passed away, as a supporting resource for the Trans Day of Remembrance (TDoR).

Today we remember trans people who have died over the past year. Whether their deaths be by murder or suicide, I consider every person on this list to have been taken from us by trans hate. Remembering them is an act of respect and rebellion.

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

Then why did you choose such a clickbait headline?

Zohran Mamdani wins with >50% of the vote.

Clean sweeps in statewide races in New Jersey and Virginia.

Pennsylvania retains all democratic Supreme Court justices.

California passes prop 50.

This is the best possible outcome that could've happened tonight.

hey Chaucer and Hoccleve scholars! I got a talk coming up with the International Hoccleve Society on November 3rd, 2025 @1pm CST! If you’re interested in getting the link, let me know here or over email! The talk will discuss trans subjectivities of gender and disability in Hoccleve’s select poetry

Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week.
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girl with a septum piercing in a black dress, with a bob haircut

new bob new me

Wow. Harvard nuking its PhD programs

- Science PhD admissions reduced by more than 75%
- Arts & Humanities reduced by about 60%
- Social Sciences by 50–70%
- History by 60%
- Biology by 75%
- The German department will lose all PhD seats
- Sociology from six PhD students to zero

Nobody talks about Chaucer crashing out about a femboy in the Canterbury Tales