robbwitmer

Dr Manhattan on Mars with my pfp as his head. the Repo Man car is parked in the background

you never hear about ferments anymore

one of the things that makes Jd vance such an off-putting loser is that he spent decades crafting his Smart Guy Actually persona before realizing that Being Stupid is the only way to advance in republican politics, and now he’s caught in that liminal space like the bad guys from that Superman movie

tweet about Elon and Rich Branson: Kelsea Bauman-Murphy @preachy_spice to have billions of dollars and THOSE cabinets? what's the point. APOLLO

it was only a matter of time before Being Stupid became not just a path to success, but official policy

we are seizing the meats of production, and we're seizing them very strongly

Eli Cash would have been an absolute dynamo in the Being Stupid economy as a builder disrupting literature by innovating vibe-coded agentic multimodal Ai publishing tools that can do the work of "maybe he didn't?" for you

everyone knows spacex isn't worth $1.75T. what this filing presupposes is... maybe it is?

more and more people are discovering the power of Being Stupid every day

in the interest of fairness and equality, I need to point out: women’s hockey is also stupid

a chatbot that can replace your employees is a chatbot that can replace your company

in the future, meteorologists will know they are doing a good job if “both sides” (people who like snow vs. people who like unseasonably warm temperatures) get mad at them

glad we fired all the scientists so we can innovate in the space of weather forecasting by inventing the “having it both ways” method

next week’s weather: possible snow every day, but also forecasted warm temperatures

ok what

ask your doctor about the JCS vaccine before Rfk jr makes it illegal and Jimmie’s Chicken Shack decimates our communities

you’re laughing but Jimmie’s Chicken Shack is what happened to Jd Vance’s mom

Jimmie’s Chicken Shack is actually where the girl from Runaway Train ended up

hockey is just a bunch of white guys swinging sticks around and falling all over the goddamn place. half the goals are accidents. who cares

very credible sources claim that Iran is one week away from being six months away from having a nuclear weapon

and this is my real hair !!

they’re calling it Beautiful Clean Cheesecake

Where Did All the Money Go? Don’t Ask Us, Say People With All the Money

guy who thought Hunter Biden getting a job he didn’t deserve was a scandal worth destroying liberal democracy for: This seems fine

if only there was some sort of media institution that could investigate this obvious money-laundering scheme. oh well

"Plane 2 Has Fallen" was right there

someone should have told Cousin Greg

I’m astounded, completely stunned, gobsmaxxing too hard

also we shouldn’t sleep on Stone Temple Pilots the Band the Graphic Novel the Licensed Sex Toy Agreement the Vine Video the Failed Web 2.0 Media Company the Vanity Fair Celebrity Profile the Oprah Interview the Album, which I always thought was better than everybody said

Nirvana the Band the Show the Book the Syndicated Series the Next Generation is underrated imo, but not as good as Nirvana the Band the Show the Book: the College Years the Musical