Mike Pielocik

I like when he Equalizes

The world's richest man is broadcasting eliminationist rhetoric about a tiny, vulnerable minority, and virtually no one is going to treat it as a scandal. It's just normal now.

“Very high” sleep score of 97 from the Apple health app

Rolling up to the club impressing all the fly honeys with my 97 sleep score

Cannot really overstate how good this show looks

Ouija Board skeptics *have* to accept that as soon as it actually starts communing with ghosts it’s going to upend the economy, and those who don’t accept the board’s connection to the nether realm *will* be left behind

how can anyone think about Wuthering Heights when Bad Bunny is out here Othering Whites???

I love all the ads! I love AI and betting markets and doorbell cameras! The feeling I have when I see de-aged celebrities is good!

One thing is for sure, I do not feel a horrible yawning disconnect from the entire human project! #wegovy

they called Obama out of touch for saying the word arugula

UK Traitors: win or lose I’m well chuffed from making some good mates
US Traitors: My name is The Botox Bitch and I will have your children killed

no this can't be right, i just read that katie britt is doing everything she can to help liam

Measles! At The Moral Abomination

An Epstein files search - no results found for Bib Fortuna

My main man Bib

BREAKING: Jabba the Hutt’s Twi’lek majordomo Bib Fortuna does NOT appear in the Epstein files

For Liam.

Fam, the party is telling me to reject the vibe of my eyes and ears? Chat is saying it's their final, most chopped command?

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

The ICE ghoul

Tim Blake Nelson in Captain America 4 i think

wowwwwwww can't wait for Strip Law

Hey man listen to yourself

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

colleagues: wow Mike is working hard, deep in the zone, wonder what he's thinking.

me (internally) (to the tune of Moon River): 🎵 BONE TEMPLLLLEEEEEEEEEE... WIDER THAN A MILE..... 🎵

In many ways, letters and words (as part of a badge, let's say), are a sort of "QR code of the mind." Eyes are the phone in this scenario. Brain is a website.

can't wait to be beaten to death by Officer Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down

POV: you’re about to get the worst haircut of your life

Renee Macklin Good’s wife says she ‘nurtured kindness’ On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.

On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.

They shouldn't make Cookie Monster do all these healthy eating segments on Sesame Street. It's against his nature and you can see in his eyes that he doesn't like it.

Upset man in large coat sitting in car, entering the year covered in gingerbread latte

Not a bit

Well I have begun the year by spilling an entire tray of hot coffees on myself while letting out a comically high pitched “oh no!!!”

Defense lawyer from The Staircase ahead of me in a Starbucks line at the Charlotte airport

Ok now we are talking

In the novel Hamnet they don't say who the main guy is, they just call him "The Husband" or "The Glover's Son" or "The Latin Tutor." But using context clues I've figured out that he is Johnny Blaze aka Ghost Rider