Mike Pielocik

Keanu Reeves saying “Boss Baby, yeah.”

i read stuff like this and can genuinely angry at guys like jd vance who insist that this country belongs to some narrow vision of the "native born"

“Giddy up, jingle horse. Pick your feet.” - grizzled noir detective telling a drug-addled informant to get lost

“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was-“ [pete hegseth orders a second strike on tiny tim]

That’s the ghost of Dick Whitman’s other brother who killed himself, Vomit Gregory

logging onto twitter: AI slop, great replacement theory, hardcore pornography, foreign bots stoking chaos and hatred, JD Vance
logging onto Bluesky: 42-year-old men celebrating the life of noted character actor Udo Kier

Just watched All Her Fault on Peacock - show is set in Chicago, shot in Melbourne. It's wild, there's like palm trees and shit

Honestly if there was a section of a movie from my POV and it was intro’d by a title card that said “THE CREATURE’S TALE” I’d be like hey what the fuck

I was recruited by shipping magnate Herbert Greenleaf to bring his wayward son Dickie back from the seaside town of Mongibello in Italy, but while there I became consumed by Dickie’s extravagant lifestyle and charmed existence, eventually alienating Dickie and his girlfriend Marge until one day

Catbus from My Neighbor Totoro

You know it smell crazy in there

Best part of thanksgiving is the next day making a big ol’ surroundings sandwich

Matthew Macfadyen as Charles Guiteau in “Death by Lightning” yelling “eat shit! I’m a taxpayer!”

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:18AM, Hexxus, The Villain from Ferngully: The Last Rainforest <hexxusnet@email.com> wrote:

Had a positively scintillating evening. All my gratitude to you.

On Mon April 3, 2017, at 7:44AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacatation@gmail.com> wrote:

i'm so gad my frond ..

Helping cover up sex crimes he didn’t even do… man’s just in it for the love of the game

[screenwriter looking up when Dr. No premiered] oh fuck James Bond has to be 90 years old

Me: “I love you and I worry about you all the time.”
13-year-old daughter: “Damn. Skill issue.”

WICKED FOR GOOD in the ZOHRAN FOR NYC style

Ok but I feel like you could actually make money selling these

Trump looking directly at eclipse

TIMES SQUARE M&M STORE NOW GOVERNMENT OWNED. ALL THE M&M'S ARE GRAY.

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Jump scare!