perpetual_eternal

Screenshot from Snoopy's wikipedia page showing his first comic appearance in Peanuts on October 4th, 1950

today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲

Anecdotal, but the uniformed Amazon driver I saw in the Whole Foods parking lot loading his sedan with around 50 boxes from the entire parking spot next to it did not project the pinnacle of efficiency. They didn’t even let him pull up to the back (I guess he was allowed to use a shopping cart)

serious question, have any of these TV-watching armchair wannabes ever heard of anything other than the Navy Seals and the 82nd Airborne?

It’s been so long since we’ve seen a good old fashioned pedo frogmarch I forgot what it looked like

Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸

me to hypnotist: how much would it cost for you to hypnotize me to cure my smoking

hypnotist: how long is a piece of string

it’s over

and then in a week’s time he’ll crow about our beautiful relationship with Armenia or Albania or something

I can’t get over this. Trump bailed out Argentina farmers with $20 billion of our tax dollars, then China turned around and bought soybeans from them instead of US farmers.

Not AMERICA FIRST, America got played.

lol "your platform"

trying to out-gross their own food is some kinda move

Just spotted a new Banksy. It was Mickey Mouse holding up a dollar bill and pointing to it and saying This Is Good For Me and the face on the dollar has dollar signs for eyes. Art has such a powerful way of communicating important ideas.

Context: bsky.app/profile/punk...

Between this and the kid at the Turnstile show in Richmond, it’s a rapidly escalating epidemic of cops macing children

increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down

AAAAYYYY

And written! Even the 2021 reboot

I can’t think of two bigger pieces of shit who are totally gay for each other

If this is true it’s the smartest idea any of these trogs have ever come up with

exteriors for The Menu were shot on Jekyll Island, but the set where the interiors were filmed looks suspiciously like this

really disappointed in 80s dystopian sci-fi movies for not getting here first

child of elderly parents and parents-in-law here. without immigrant doctors willing to work garbage shifts in cruddy rural hospitals, their lives would’ve been much more difficult. JD Vance is telling you that immigrants are the reason you wait longer in the ER, but funding cuts are to blame

well this genuinely bums me out

If you go the White House website, you see this. You also see the words “Americans Don’t Agree with Democrats’ Actions” followed by an incredibly lengthy list of organizations. When you click on each one, you get a note or letter from that organization about the need for a continuing resolution. 1/🧵

local city subreddit challenge: how many posts until you hit the first person looking for a reputable boudoir photographer

YouTube video by Overdrive Arcade The Nightblooms - Butterfly Girl

Nightblooms were one of my go-to bands in my local DJ days (didn’t hurt that I could put on an eight minute track and go pee-pee) youtu.be/Qt_n9IJSqWg?...

temporary: Trump has to pick a day sometime in the future, and then somehow remember it

permanent: Trump has to never think about it again

What do y’all think he’s gonna do

pretty useless without opposable thums

does him have a bamk account or an jorb

Part of the (and obviously not the whole problem) is that when they die they will be white people, but the moment they align with anything that resembles resistance,