DVS

yooo u remember the dude? he usta come on the train with a casio keyboard and kill it and throw his hat too and people would try to return it hed go "dont give it back till its FULL of money". that guy was the man

so after that when i was tryina figure out the name for the ancient god in charge of white people, the spelling was halfway there already

it aint really come from anywhere. closest was there was this dude round the way who usta be around the city goin "white people! gimme money!". he talked like half sammy davis junior half katherine hepburn tho, he was the man so i had been tryina spell how he hit it thru text...like "wyatt pipple"

who is...Senator Onkmeyer and his cronies? their tactics wont work this time

i told them that, they said "if it was true i woulda seen it on Paula Deen". i said i dont think shes on now. they said "still"

a turkey that eats children is unsafe to have on the road tho, even for 1990

this Getty Images guy is goin places, look at that shot, hes got the juice

its a picture of the macy's day parade balloon of garfield from 2003, but with DVS' head pasted on it. or its a real photo of him flying and being garfield, whichever.

o hell yea they put me in the thing

its sad too cuz figuring out youre the Great Dragon manually is what MAKES u the Great Dragon. Billy's gonna fail the Trials of Wind now

they did it, but they did "Gemini Formation", which makes them all into a big ladder. real good in a mountain scenario, doesn't get votes at all tho

its the thing where lisa simpson is in a costume that Homer made her where she gotta be florida for a school thing where each kid gotta be a state, but he did it bad so it looks like shit? and it says "Floreda"? u know the one. its that but its cuomo. cuz he lost and said he'll move to florida if he did that. oh and also hes makin a face like a baby for some reason. i didnt mess with it, cuomo just be lookin mad weird sometimes. i didnt tell him to do that. see thats why he lost. and cuz he sucks.

the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor...

aaaaaaaand finished. now u can play it right on the telephone. like magic!

ever heard of "Lunchtime"

yooooo they have SONGS?? even better!

u can solve this by just making apples bigger in general

and they have it every year! on the same day, im told

COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK

front page of the New York Post. It shows a picture of Eric Adams, a picture of a weed leaf crossed out, and a picture of DVS with a toothpick in his mouth like Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon was siiiick. Anyway the caption says: "WEED LEGAL IN NYC EXCEPT FOR DVS", SAYS MAYOR. It goes on: "I'm sick of his shit" says Mayor Adams. He's too handsome and it makes me mad. I don't want him to have any fun".

yo COME ON

picture of a bald man waving from over a fence in a yard. hes saying "hello" with a word balloon. the caption says "WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THIS. SHARE IF U KNOW A 'HELLO HARRY'"

yooooo it look like it could be the first one again even

i saw a movie and learned another guy but i aint write it down

its like 60 pages, they just really believe in us

u sayin hes mad good at it

i just dont see why its any of business insider's busin--ohhh ok, i see it

screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.

screenshot of an article from XXL called "Hip-Hop Lyric Cliches That Need to Die". The caption says "Seriously, rappers needed to stop using these lyric cliches yesterday" over a picture of Lil Wayne lookin upset

quoted lyrics from a Jay Z song called "Garden Time": "I Don't Go to Home Depot, I make my shovels myself". There is a picture of Jay-Z captioned " CLICHE #3.Claiming To Never Go To Home Depot -- Everyone has to go there sometimes. Stop it."

quoted lyrics from an Eminem song titled "Try It": "Just one bite, you'll never need another vitamin" A picture of Eminem captioned "Cliche #5: Claiming To Have A Recipe For A Three Bean Casserole That Makes You Never Need Medicine Again -- No such recipe exists. More hollywood lies

Lyrics quote: "I'm so tall, Bart Simpson called me on the phone in real life" -Megan The Stallion "Real Life" Picture of Megan The Stallion with the caption "CLICHE #8: Saying They Know Bart Simpson In Real Life -- How?? How would that even work?"

ITS GOT TO STOP

Piggael is cool, but rude
Fozzieangelo is a party dude

"oooh put water in the shampoo, like ancient rome! festive!"

iunno but Huffnagle'll sort it out prolly