Josh Cochrane

@minakimes.bsky.social Stroud's play today behind an overrun line is an advertisement for Justin Herbert

Toni Collette in Hereditary

Shown here in slow motion

@sickoscommittee.org Did you see Jeremiah McClellan's all-timer catch for the Ducks yesterday? Refs ruled it incomplete for touching the ground, but he had it clamped hard against his helmet, Tyree style. Seemed legit to me.

[Gwen Stefani voice] B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Drifter Duck

Omar comin’ yo

Based Instinct

Dr. Oz Pushed for AI Health Care in First Medicare Agency Town Hall Dr. Oz, who now controls the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and its $1.5 trillion budget, promoted the idea that AI avatars could replace frontline health care workers.

Fake doctor recommends use of fake doctors www.wired.com/story/dr-oz-...

He should get Booker’s car

@kevinroose.com Saying you have no idea either way whether Democrats might also have discussed war plans on Signal is deeply irresponsible. C’mon.

@anthropic.com FYI, the timestamp on your status page is showing as 8+ hours in the future

Negative Creep is first on the list of songs that are the best song ever when you hear them unexpectedly

Crocs are SIXTY DOLLARS?

My father-in-law still has a OOO Martin clone that went for an accidental swim in the Colorado River back in like 1973. Sounds pretty sweet.

@reckless.bsky.social Re: Skype, the holy grail of video calling continues to be a Skype ad from 2010. Clean image, no audio sync issues. That’s all I really want Google Meet to figure out today.

I'd contact your customer care team instead, but apparently that's not an option after hours? I can't find an email or form option, just "call or chat tomorrow."

@nytimes.com Our Games subscription is broken. The rest of the site holds our login, but every path to Games loads like this. Help?

@akdobbins.bsky.social @seanfennessey.bsky.social In a just world, the Florist “it’s the end of the world, and we’re driving around” song from I Saw the TV Glow would win best song

“I’d rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery” is such a bittersweet, vulnerable line for a love song

A screenshot of Spotify's Mac app mistakenly using the artwork for a Headache record to accompany a Decoder episode

I do kind of like the idea of @reckless.bsky.social trashing Brendan Carr over Headache beats, though

Spotify is the buggiest product I use on a daily basis, and it is not close

A motorcycle parked awkwardly in the middle of a small lot has an unsheathed machete lying across its saddle bags

Very much on my radar but what I’ve noticed is that Claude likes to connect two independent clauses with a simple hyphen. Oof. I’ve seen ChatGPT do the same thing with an en-dash. Both seem frequent enough to act as tells for AI content (and also bad and wrong).

Half A Woman Fountains Of Wayne · Out-Of-State Plates · Song · 2005

open.spotify.com/track/6v369C...

No greater hypocrisy than yelling all day about how meritocracy has been killed by diversity programs in job hiring, then putting profoundly unqualified people in legitimately important positions

A photo of RFK Jr., whose face seems three times redder than it should be

New Red Hulk looks terrible

Please

*drives by on Ducati, pumping fist, going 18mph*

Turning concerns about selling out into an eye roll joke was a big cultural mistake

Quick question. How does football work?