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Post image 07.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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wizard frog is insane

04.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12666    πŸ” 3538    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 1146

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

03.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10105    πŸ” 1645    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 78

Back then, the game changed with every new issue of White Dwarf.

02.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With a final screech, AOL's dial-up service goes silent One of the earliest consumer internet options, AOL's dial-up service was once the most common way for people to access the early web.

Computers used to scream when connecting you to the Internet. We should've heeded that warning.
share.google/xRTKZapC5xxZ...

01.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 370    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

WTF

30.09.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, let's force thousands of adults who were minding their own business to provide personal information that's an easy target for ID theft just so maybe possibly perhaps a few minors who lied about their age one time can keep their parents off the hook for not teaching them Internet literacy.

29.09.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–•

29.09.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The law exempts BlueSky though

29.09.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the budget bill. Previous attempts on its own failed.

29.09.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe Ohio actually got here first

29.09.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't use DMs here without a VPN today.

29.09.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The UN Speech that should have been covered wall to wall

25.09.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 50

oh good the guy having a mental episode is awake

27.09.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

@k000.bsky.social is right, the logos all look like buttholes.

26.09.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He had a gun and was not alone. Without these people filming, we wouldn't know about it.

26.09.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

24.09.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3935    πŸ” 766    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 66

I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

24.09.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1035    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 9

The Atlantic’s Tom Nichols: β€œI would say that it's a dangerous thing to show the world that the American president is clearly suffering from some kind of disordered emotional issue, but by this point, there's not a country on the planet that didn't already know it.”

23.09.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 361    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Essentially, it Autism is perceived as preventable and treatable, then families (mothers) who fail to take their recommended prevention or treatment steps can be blamed for their kids' Autism and denied social support (eg, healthcare, school-based accommodations, etc.).

23.09.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1075    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6
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What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

20.09.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 25784    πŸ” 6962    πŸ’¬ 1905    πŸ“Œ 656
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Art by the great Philippe β€˜Manchu’ Bouchet circa 1990s-2000s

20.09.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Onion headline: Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground

Onion headline: Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground

20.09.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2157    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 10

WHAT'S THE CHARGE? EATING A SANDWICH? A SUCCULENT FLOOR SANDWICH?

19.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

volunteering to run a program or help out a community org in your neighborhood or town is the best way to meet interesting people as an adult and have interesting conversations. it's annoying to read someone say this, but unfortunately it's true. also it's free. why not give it a shot

18.09.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10

I though Trump was some kind of Star Trek alien at first glance.

17.09.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, those are nice

10.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a baseball cap is standing in front of a television in a living room . Alt: Liz, from the show, Lodge 49, ready for a day at the beach, changes her mind after opening her front door and being hit by the harsh sunlight.

Lodge 49

You can't just end on a cliffhanger wilder and more confounding than the one in Twin Peaks season 2.

08.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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