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Pulls hair up, not out. He/him. In Chicago. From MD.

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Dean Cain is perfect for ICE considering he’s so fucking stupid he thought Brenda Walsh was French.

06.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hey-ey-ey-ey... Let' Go Buffalo!!!! #billsmafia #gobills #nfl #shorts
YouTube video by GrassmasterMATT Hey-ey-ey-ey... Let' Go Buffalo!!!! #billsmafia #gobills #nfl #shorts

youtube.com/shorts/HZBOd...

06.08.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bring that sh*t to me, man! [Major League] (1989)
YouTube video by POPKATSU Bring that sh*t to me, man! [Major League] (1989)

youtu.be/TtjkiFTTRqI?...

05.08.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From a social psychology perspective I’d be fascinated to know at what number of fundraising emails does it work against them. Or what’s the ratio of fundraising emails to actual strategy that is most successful.

05.08.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are actual humans who were there too. Or are they less preferable because they want to primary the establishment that enables these laws.

04.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dooley x Tlow x Lor Roger - CIT4DT ( Official Music Video )
YouTube video by DooleyFunny Dooley x Tlow x Lor Roger - CIT4DT ( Official Music Video )

With inflation, he’s now more than a β€œbitch and a half.” At least a β€œdouble bitch.” @marisakabas.bsky.social youtu.be/hd9S4F1Pkvk

04.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It used to be embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people would think you’re stupid.

Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.

04.08.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 596    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

The 2018 version of the Punch Up the Jam podcast, while maybe not what you’re referencing, is essential unemployment listening because it brings smart laughter and joy, which are what I always need in those moments. And in shitty employed moments too.

04.08.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My go-to word on so many things like this is β€œimperious.” I hate how much I use it now.

04.08.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading this post on my modern Hoover Blanket.

03.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The part about having the executive functioning skills to do some tasks no problem and really need help with others really helped me in recognizing I needed to hire a professional organizer. It wasn’t that I’m lazy; my personal brain doesn’t conceptualize where things should go.

03.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll have to bring my Pierogi or Not Pierogi app.

03.08.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Harvard fans are tricked into holding up signs spelling out β€œWe Suck,” which is extremely applicable to their boot-licking.

Harvard fans are tricked into holding up signs spelling out β€œWe Suck,” which is extremely applicable to their boot-licking.

They appear to want to borrow Harvard’s cheer section.

31.07.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, Tuesday 9:45 PM motorcycle parade on Diversey. Whatever makes you feel like you.

30.07.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffrey Dahmer and Victims Restart Talks to End Bitter Dispute.

29.07.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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youtu.be/7IyR1s7ruaA?...

29.07.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sign Kyle Tucker, you fascist supporting cowards!!! You even have a fucking tax break that I don’t.

28.07.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now I’m imagining an Lin Manuel Miranda musical Suburban Commando.

28.07.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it man from the Catskills-level rockin’?

27.07.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NYT: β€œThe Jeffrey Dahmer Conspiracy Theory: Some Say He Murdered A Fuckton of People.”

27.07.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While it’s β€œRoad to Nowhere,” i will make my dumb joke about my second favorite.

What would I say if i met David Byrne?

HIIIIIIII, a Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, HIIIIIIIIIII

26.07.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Surfin’ California burrito at Lucha Libre Taco Shop. Discount for wearing a mask and they’ll be super psyched about it.

21.07.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sign Kyle Tucker, you fascist-funding cowards!

19.07.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean when I was just in Paris, every third woman I met was named Brenda.

14.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So that’s why β€œKiss Me On the Bus”
is so resonant.

14.07.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scam alert: Jewel Osco is saying that Tuscan canteloupe is $1.99 and then will try to charge you $12 for it since the markdown isn’t in the computer system. Which happens quite a bit with things they put on β€œsale.” #capitalism

13.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
two men are standing in a wrestling ring talking into microphones . one of the men is wearing a championship belt . Alt: Chris Jericho, maga chud, adds to a long list of names.

I don’t find child sex trafficking funny. Also, this should be how they do the reveal. (He’s probably on it too).

13.07.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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