benny bennett

Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and wanted to let you know that we really dig the movie Challengers.

Now tying my entire sense of self-worth to whether I have a good Balatro run or not. Can’t see any way this can go wrong

is anyone checking on the OTHER broke girl?

hanging a tattered and torn blank sheet of paper on my cubicle wall and bragging that my dog drew it

crash (2005) would have been an a24 movie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

trinity kissing neo at the end of The Matrix ...ie his resurrection scene

the matrix celebrating its 25th anniversary on easter sunday ...the wachowskis' plans are measured in centuries

cracking open every egg I find, dumping the candy on the ground, and keeping the shell. these kids have no fucking idea who they’re up against. sirens are on the way. there’s blood on my shirt.

🎶 comin out of my cave
and I’m doin not great
my friend betrayed me and they nailed me to wood in front of my mom
something something mr brightside

pls play at my funeral when i died

as we all know, humans are criminally underrepresented in film and this monster movie should definitely be about the little hairless apes who run away from the main characters

more like Sam (bitcoin) Bank Man PRISSON man not freed man

is this real?

the presence of a Good Friday implies the existence of both a Bad Friday and an Ugly Friday but obviously Bad Friday was Friday October 13th, 1307 when King Philip IV of France arrested and executed the Knights Templar and obviously Ugly Friday was the day your mom was born

using my worst fake british accent to sing along with kate nash

oppenheimer? i barely know her!

This was in reference to Known Piece Of Shit Henry Kissinger finally dying.

i did it for the vine, your honor

boy, we sure do keep letting hugh grant just

Henry Kissenger is alive again. He changed his mind

It’s about FUCKING time

Ugh. We get it, Person On The Subway…you read ✌️”BOOKS”✌️

screencap of beatles documentary, paul asks the boys if they can try his new song about having a wonderful Christmastime, they all say fuck no and he thinks "I need to break up the Beatles"

true story

I’m rewatching all of the Survivor seasons and I wish so badly I could have been in the room with the producers before season 6 when someone said “Survivor isn’t horny enough, how can we fix that?”

Review of ‘The Little Mermaid’ (2023) ★½ My Most Beloved Madeline, As I pen this missive, I find myself embroiled in the fifth day of my maritime journey, my heart aching with the pangs of separation from you. Alas, I bear grievous tidings��...

The Little Mermaid (2023)

oops sorry spoilers

why were like HALF of any of those people at tony stark’s funeral?

Halloween costume locked in. Now to hyperfocus on making/purchasing every last detail.

ah dang one of those days again

mccarthy is out. the purge begins at midnight (eastern time)