Starshark

YOU CAN'T GET ME THAT WAY I COVERED THAT IN THE ALT TEXT HAHAHAAHAHAH

One of the bullet holes was Anita Pallenberg’s vagina?*

*Yes, I know it wasn’t really. I’m talking about the folklore not the reality.

Dimetrodon. Okay, so it’s a synapsid not a mammal. But it’s closer to a mammal than a dinosaur so it works for the purposes of this joke. It’s that dinosaur looking critter with a huge sail on its back.

Please select all the squares containing a mammal:

:cops firing “less lethal” munitions into the crowd:

🎶 He said BANG
I said shaddup
He said BANG
I said wrap up

Just what I said to my wife.

I think Joyce believes this would have an impact because he just can’t imagine women as autonomous beings who might not want to play the game.

2/ Minns studiously avoids the fact that police both demonstrably initiated violence & went to some lengths to exercise the extraordinary powers Minns granted them.

For example, the spectacle of praying Muslims being roughed up is hard to spin as anything other than venal & cowardly, at best.

Cashapp ID - $ThemboOnline

Venmo ID - @something_somewhere

Hi, folks. Things remain really rough so I'm reposting this, as I could use some help. Anything helps, even a boost. Thank you so, so much! I can't tell you how much I hope I can stop sharing this.

I'll agree if Joyce agrees to give up his seat permanently. He's done a lot worse than Tame ever has, even if you're the sort of disingenuous bastard who thinks she said anything wrong here.

Stancil representing a mass shooter in court: But ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to consider this: What about all the people my client DIDN'T kill?

To be fair to him, it may be that he's been enthralled by Hasbaraists who will tell you to your face that Gaza isn't a genocide because people there are still alive.

One thing I think we can all agree on is that if the slaughter wasn't outright nonstop, that completely cancels out all the slaughter which did happen. This is definitely something I would be splitting hairs about if I were Stancil which, thank fuck, I am not.

Ah, but Germany's population was much smaller so for a meaningful comparison we're going to need to look at the per capita... excuse me... my brain has picked up a skillet and is whacking me in the face, I'llfinsh htis when I cn get ti to stp

And, not to overegg the pudding here BUT, until the next year's Super Bowl halftime show.

“At least, we THINK he took his own life. I mean, he did shoot himself in the head. But we’re not sure if we was demonstrating the new Grok AI safety feature on his Taurus PT42069
Millennium.”

I'm working on one right now. The goal is to find great architectural works by black or brown people and take credit for building them. You lose points if they were constructed by white people and take the credit.

Someone said 'shame' to Herzog, Rachel. Shame. How do you think that makes the genocidal baby killer who signs bombs headed for civilians feel, Rachel? Do you have no empathy?

What, you mean like Napoleon’s army? Ridiculous. So Bovino is Napoleon here? Wait. Short. Ridiculous. Thinks he’s king of Italy. Exiled.

Hmm…

Let me guess: your training didn’t involve science communication. If it did, I have a pretty fair idea about what grade you got.

There were so many comics like ABC Warriors and other 2000 AD titles that you just couldn't get in Australia in the 80s. So annoying how long it took comic distribution to get good in this country.

Oh hey, I saw ads for this but never got into it. I'll have to check the vid out.

BREAKING - Kid Rock releases new tribute to Charlie Kirk:

“Kirk got a peck to the neck hurt like heck but did it work hell naw jerk!”

TPUSA staff, through gritted teeth, say “Amazing he’s still got it how does he do it?”

Rock, 94, celebrated with a Bud Light.

The question I keep asking is, what's this idiot going to do that Ley isn't? I guess he could be more racist. Not sure that's the direction the country needs right now.

Here's the sort of thing I'm talking about. This sort of heavy-handed censorship, under the pathetic figleaf of being in service of the community, isn't going to do anything for Herzog or Israel. It's just going to make people realize how crazy it all is. I think Minns has honestly lost his mind.

Which is crazy because I heard he had a new single ready to go, and it was destined to be number 1 with a bullet.

BREAKING - Trump to nuke one city a day until the NFL gets rid of 'ridiculous new kickoff rule'. So far New York, Chicago, and Peoria have been destroyed by atomic fire because the President can't remember if 24 hours have passed or not.

America responds:

That’s quitter talk. I not only think Elon can do it, but he should lead the way by living on the Moon. And burn the boats while he’s at it! Alphas never retreat!

I guess this is a larger scale version of the “I want to know if they’re saying something about me,” argument. Which is also completely asinine.

Wagga Wagga is quite a ways from Lake Macquarie. Which, may I point out, is the place where all the best people live. 😇

We are in an existential fight against tyranny, the very thing our Founding Fathers feared the most! But what really pisses me off here is these people burning trash. Got a permit for that, guys?