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Latest posts by prototypecube.bsky.social on Bluesky

i apologise for using your mentions as a proxy to shake peter thiel by the lapels

12.10.2025 12:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"and then towards the end of the story transforms into a figure who resembles christ in revelations" bruv that whole thing was a fleischer studios squash and stretch animated popeye the sailor man punchline with two decades of setup

12.10.2025 12:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the only thing worse than someone pretending to have read something you like is someone definitely having read something you like but managing to completely miss all the important bits somehow

12.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sam, it's me, die hardmom. look out for BTs (baked treats)

12.10.2025 03:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh yeah time to put on the halloween costume

12.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

subtitle: you thought being sent out for a cronut was bad?

12.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SCARYS probably would work better, or "you have been hired as jared leto's PA"

12.10.2025 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

check this out: Sebastien Recornu

11.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
11.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 17    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

it is fine for you to do that! i feel like that album fits as the highlander movie soundtrack - even though it technically wasn't - better than tron legacy soundtrack which technically was

11.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it will be the same with trent reznor's work on this

11.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's just a daft punk album that does not need or really use its association with tron

11.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

the only actually good piece of tron media is that first person shooter monolith did and that's a fact

11.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

tron is not a good movie on any level except a visual one where it is insanely good but even then you need to know what they had to do to film it like that to appreciate it. it is an incredibly interesting technical exercise

11.10.2025 16:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

what's this? what's this? there's something in the air

11.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think jared leto is like 80% of it because fuck that guy ad eternam, but the other 20% is "tron as a setting falls apart as soon as you try to expand it" and "everybody knows what a computer is nowadays"

11.10.2025 16:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

also! the whole setup of tron just absolutely cannot withstand any sort of close inspection or attempts to make it work scenariowise, it just completely falls the fuck to bits as soon as you try to do anything with it beyond the boundaries of the first movie

11.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

legacy was Fine and i was mildly interested in torn arse right until the "and jared leto!" bit and then it was like ahhh come onnn boooo fuck that guy boooo

11.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah honestly you're right, tron is like the ultimate "does not hold up" movie. i love it but what i love is how they did it not what they did, it's a really boring movie in every respect but as a look at how they had to do it before The Computer

11.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oops! he's a racist

english.elpais.com/culture/2025...

11.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 252    🔁 76    💬 17    📌 22

yeah, leave it up i reckon, maybe do another post formally announcing the milkshake duck too

11.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Japanese game devs with Toby Fox:

11.10.2025 12:57 — 👍 567    🔁 197    💬 2    📌 1

those have the opposite problem! if he'd mixed normal ones and sugar free ones half and half he'd have probably been fine*

* he would not have been fine

11.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's actually surprising honestly it seems to be the current truffle oil/sriracha/chilli crisp/this is currently the trend nonsense

11.10.2025 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

aka the "hot honey" phenomenon

11.10.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i think the time is right for them to make a comeback because i have noticed an increase lately of really spicy stuff being available and i have a theory it's because covid anosmia is more widespread than thought but has more levels than "totally fucked"

11.10.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's not the flashiest attack in the combo but the "and then he went out for a carvery" bit was a good chip of damage

11.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 51    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did they go out of business? did we just not know what we had? if so we deserve the branningans-less hell we've built for ourselves

11.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i am 100% sure they are excellent but i only vaguely remember them, unlike the lamb and mint ones which have managed to recreate a full memory sensorium in me to a level that has quite frankly knocked me on my arse

11.10.2025 13:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ah fucking hell i'm having a proustian madeleines moment about these fucking things and you're absolutely right as well though you wouldn't be too sad if you had to "settle for" the beef and mustard ones. what happened to brannigans what the fuck

11.10.2025 12:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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