🖤 Shwimp 🖤

This may be the dream concert lineup I didn't know I had

As we hurtle deeper into facism I feel the need to just get weirder. So I’m no longer “looking things up” from now on I am Pondering The Orb

My one sided blood feud with Bobby Flay is about to get a whole lot worse

“We would never overcome the stain of reelecting genocide” as if 🤡💩 isn’t shipping people to concentration camps and laying the bricks of genocide against his own citizens on top of furthering violence against Palestinians. Fuck Jill Stein.

The Venn diagram of people who think Hozier’s Take Me To Church, Hallelujah, and Madonna’s chorus Like A Prayer are pro Christianity AND people who think Kendrick’s halftime show was patriotic?

A circle.

Why the fuck do I need to make a fabletics account and sign up for some shitty membership before I can even SEE IF THEY HAVE THE THINGS IM SPECIFICALLY LOOKING FOR??? I hate capitalism a whole fucking lot, but this everything is a membership/subscription model needs to die a slow, agonizing, death

I’m not a flyers fan, I’m a gritty fan

I love weekly episode releases, but I’m gonna need HBO to beam 18 uninterrupted hours of The Pitt directly into my brain

It’s almost like we’re aaallll JUST posting and perhaps we can all stand to shut the fuck up every now and then.

Luigi style action but also not taking Luigi style action? It seems a little vapid and self aggrandizing to post about people just posting and not acting as if you’re doing literally anything different. Like, okay you saw goody proctor dancing with the devil but where were you babe?

This probably isn’t going to make any sense but whatever. But I keep seeing people whining that the Luigi Mangione “fandom” is just posting about how more CEO’s need to bite a bullet without actually merc-ing them and it’s like. Okay so what are YOU posting about? Whining that you want more —

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Woke up feeling like garbage so I thought I’d do a quick 80 minute Yin yoga class and of course everyone and my mother decides that’s the time they need to talk to me.

I'm going to need you to stop comparing this coup to the Handmaid's Tale as if Margaret Atwood didn't pull every bit of that book from things that had already happened in the real world.

It's not feeling like the Handmaid's Tale. They're pulling from a historical playbook.

Radio theater

There's something so feral and "millennial cringe" about XD that I will never be able to let go of

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Damn i wish someone could do something about it. If only we had a group of publicly elected officials to work in our interest to pass laws and check the power of the sitting leader of the nation so they don’t give unelected billionaire oligarchs free reign over the nations most essential functions

It’s a hill they are dying on because they buried their media literacy in a shoebox like the family hamster

Of all of the little touches that come with this scent the newspaper is my favorite hands down. Heretic is on another level and I’m absolutely obsessed

I also got this really cute sample of Coeur Noir and it smells incredible. It’s so fresh and peppery, it’s what the entire package smelled like and I love it.

Everything about this experience is breathtaking oh my god.

Ahh!! It’s here and it’s BEAUTIFUL! I don’t even have it fully open and the box and packaging smell delicious. 😍

Anyway I’m supposed to be asleep but I just drafted the core lore and plot for the story I’ve been struggling with for weeks now in my notes app so go me

The horrors persist and I’m having a hard time keeping up. I’ve read 5 books in 3 days and managed not to kms but I haven’t done homework or worked on the book I’ve been telling myself I’ll write for the last 3 years because everything feels pointless when the world is ending

Tamagotchi - now biblically accurate!

Deleted my meta apps and read 4 books in two days because I deserve a little escapism as a treat.

Your own.

Personal.

Shitshow.