miffy4boys

Stone tyres. You want firestone you need to go to our outlet on Hawaii or Iceland...

It's not like I'm using it... 🤷🏼‍♂️

That's how I handed in all my homework...!

We all know* Robins, sorry UK Robins are dead relatives sent to remind us how disappointed in us they still are, even from beyond the grave. It's good to know that the promise of eternal life still allows for pettiness 😜🤣

*no, not really. But I have family who *sighs* believe...

Feel certain she could twat me 🤣 Maybe it's just poor lighting? They say Solo Avengers stories add 20 pounds, I believe anyway... 😜

Mottwig. All I have to say on the matter...

Scott Hampton is/was (?) amazing... Their black and white was amazing...

I remember the whole range of Aliens toys coming out and thinking, OK, these aren't for kids are they... (while at the same time buying glow-in-the-dark TMNT toys as an adult) so swings and roundabouts...

I've had so many girlfriends say exactly the same - look, here's some money, just stay away...

They must really have loved me... ♥️

At least twice a week I say "Paul McCartney, we learnt about you in history class"

I have reached the age where I am getting Christmas emails from garden centres...

I guess my parents would finally be proud...

When I was 16-17 I'd go out Monday sometimes Sunday afternoon and come back Friday to do my chores on Saturday. Rest of the time it was college and role playing games. My folks knew where I was (most of the time) and my grades were OK so it was really the best year's of my life...

Sexy..

Merkins
Mottwig

Idiots...

They'd only be an albatross around her neck anyway...

Rumiko rules!

Other countries have digital IDs that work seamlessly because they have a civil service that still functions not as a political football and don't try to do everything in the cheapest way possible while dismantling the very services necessary to support the project.

Don't let the antici...

...pation kill you.

If you can see that picture and not hear the theme you're too young to be out this late 🤣

See! If he had stayed on the one true path rather than sullying himself with *shudders* the performing arts he might still be with us today at a sprightly *checks notes* 216 years of age!

Saw movies because he made them look good (and sometimes... Well 😜🤣). Bought the posters, the postcards. He was a giant.

Drew Struzan, poster designer for Star Wars and Indiana Jones films, dies at 78 Artist behind posters for Harry Potter, The Thing and Back to the Future had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...
Fuck... I had so much of that man's work on my walls well into adulthood and shamelessly went to see movies because HE made them seem good! If ever there was a poster boy (pun intended) for the beauty and talent of the artist against this AI age, well... 💔

Wait, cake isn't good for you...

Ow my arteries... *thud*

The TV! The TV!

Kevlar surgery I guess... 🤷🏼‍♂️

So you've been to Wigan on a Friday night then...

I learnt that from my mento during my stay fresh freshmaker year.

You can not be serious...

Well, humour is your bread and butter I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

I have one rule, Donnie. What is it?

Er, always put the bin bags away so when you pull them they unravel easily?

Right. But what did you do, Donnie?

Buried them behind a load of shite in the cubby.

That's right, Donnie. That's right. *ker-click*

*BANG!*

*thud*

Now where are those bin bags?

Awesome 😍