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chamberlain miał przynajmniej dośc rozumu zeby po wyjściu z samolotu od razu wrzucić wyzszy bieg w zbrojeniach, to to nawet nie jest sykes picot xd

25.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

klikac u zuckierberga tak czy inaczej, trzeba karmić algo

25.11.2025 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

boziu broń na publiku pisac xdd

25.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a to kilka lat jak kula disco

25.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

szychy z wytwórni przyszły, kupować merch teraz póki tani

25.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dad rock sugeruje ze słuchacze tych postcrack the skye progowych rzeczy w ogóle ruchają mspanc

25.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

katarzynki to mam jak brzoza pyli i młode siąpie miesiąc nosem

25.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

emerycka muzyka

25.11.2025 14:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

gop people got tired of palace court politics and fighting for the privilege of being a waiter who will serve him cheeseburgers when it's much easier to monologue on fox, yup

25.11.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

renton free in my head

25.11.2025 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.

24.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 4494    🔁 918    💬 82    📌 120
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Przełomowy wyrok TSUE ws. małżeństw jednopłciowych. Co to oznacza dla Polski? Trybunał Sprawiedliwości w Luksemburgu orzekł w sprawie dwóch mężczyzn, którzy pobrali się w Berlinie, a Polska nie uznała ich za małżeństwo. TSUE nie pozostawił wątpliwości: złamała prawo unijne. Mus...

PILNE. Trybunał Sprawiedliwości w Luksemburgu: Polska ma obowiązek uznać małżeństwo jednopłciowe legalnie zawarte w innym państwie UE wyborcza.pl/7,75398,3242...

25.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 46    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 3
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naści

25.11.2025 09:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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lata lecą a wszystko mozna zmieścić w kilku jotpegach

25.11.2025 09:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

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nawet lepiej chyba, porownuję ze swoim mlodem i ono jarało się pociągami tak do 8rż

25.11.2025 07:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Funny-Presence4228
LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party
Food & Drink
I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this.
The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better.
Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often.
Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess.
Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.

•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

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to to swoją drogą, ale akurat wplyw na popkorniaki mieli mniejszy niz inni typiarze

24.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*hetero typy hetero typom

24.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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faceci facetom to zgotowali

24.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

myself I absolutely adore 10% of rogue one, dont care too much for 70% and despise remaining 20%; I suspect that most of the critics really wish those 10% were the whole movie

24.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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dla mn razem z gremlinami rytuał przejścia z jednego sacrum w drugie

24.11.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

forbidden words, w sensie chce zeby mu czatbnot krzyczał nwordy? xd

24.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i used to laugh that palhinha-bentancur give vibes of winks-sissoko but at this point if feels more like the nadir of fred-mctominay shenaningans in how it all fails to combine in any way

24.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wciaz doskonaly test eksperymentu jak wyglada w praktyce branie do rządu typa co powinien pusac opedy dla ngosa

24.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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so proud of him

24.11.2025 11:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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