Meat Entity

this is my first bluesky login in months, the clocks are still going??

I don't have games on my phone

holy shit lmao

tearing a page off a calendar and staring in shock as the page below reads "Ghostbusters (1984)"

a screencap from the classic series of flash animations, "Strong Bad Email", episode 118, in which Strongbad himself attempts unsuccessfully to delete a virus email

dedicating the riff to you

unfortunately "inexplicably universally shitty 3d prints" was a bug bethesda had to accept in order to make the credsticks green

walter white raising his hands in mock surrender and saying, "you got me"

"is that someone you?"

very myspace of them

probably doesn't affect composition but bioaccumulation is a bitch

I just saw a post playing on eat the rich/use the rich for fertilizer and it reminded me of an article I read about a farmer who was using treated human waste as fertilizer (very common) who then found out his soil and crops had 3000x the safe level of PFAS and his farm was worthless now

just heard my first migrating geese of the fall

I just recently had the pleasure of discovering that a location on the map is effectively closed until you do one of the SS2 quests because it's a "minefield". In quotes because when you enter the area a script spawns a nuke mine on you, and if you disarm it it just spawns explosions on you

I like how the building remained open for the remainder of september 2001

watching this space. we've long known about watermelon belly, now we have tree lungs. just a couple more plant based organs and I can fully replace myself with vegetation

gotta have the pattern a little off center, don't wanna look like we're trying to accentuate Schwarzenegger's curves

squats also fix my lower back pain 😡

honestly it's been a minute and my memory is dogshit. If I remember right it's basically like the last two episodes of the show if they had a proper budget

I watched evangelion and end of evangelion but I haven't bothered yet with the rebuilds, which all the fans I've seen online do, and I wonder if those are part of where the fervor comes from or if I just missed a lot of the symbolism in the series

thought those were scotch eggs at first

when there's a community note pointing out that it's a scam I like to rate it helpful before I block

A screen from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in which Charlie's mother reads a speech he wrote for her cancer treatment fundraiser. It reads: Give me money. Money me. Me a money needing a lot now. Unfortunately, the speech is in Impact font.

why am I looking at this like it's jiffy pop

"with marzipan's radish we're gonna win the competition" is burned into my brain and completely useless

dentist tries to make a joke to the tune of "don't look a horse date in the mouth", inadvertently implying his partner for the episode is horselike and has bad teeth and completely blowing his chance

cowboy vs the leafblower

dino sauce sounds like a creative name for the la brea tar pits

windows login screen feeding me trivia about camelids in the form of a question like I don't already know about the 7 extant species of camelids

i think you're all losers

a lot of yall still dont get it

bean holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single bean