Emma

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I am about to go to dinner and I open this app to waste the ten minutes I got here early and you come out blazing with the baseball bat to the throat

Lettuce now praise famous men

Bria

Mary Sheffield wins big, becomes Detroit's first woman mayor - Detroit Metro Times Detroit City Council President Mary Sheffield will become the first woman mayor of the city after handily defeating Rev. Solomon Kinloch Jr. in Tuesday’s general election.

Detroit City Council President Mary Sheffield will become the first woman to be mayor of the city.

I'll go ahead and say it. Texas book banners got their butts kicked in tonight's school board elections. Again.

Honestly, this was my favorite news of the night.

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

Bilbo Baggins loves a bit of jewellery

Pretty Things

Since I’m seeing the comparisons again, your regular reminder that comparing Trump to Marie Antoinette is unkind. Marie Antoinette helped convince France to back the colonists during the Revolutionary War and was thus a significant positive for America.

A trillion dollars was stolen by this administration.

all these people protesting today in groups of a few dozen on the main streets of small towns in deep red Trump country - where they will absolutely take shit from their neighbors about it at church tomorrow or at work on Monday or next time they go to the grocery store - are braver than the Marines

Found the paid protester

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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I expect Bayer to get their lawyers out of the crypt in advance. We're going to see Big Pharma go to war like the Ents

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

Sometimes I inadvertently tell people on the phone “love you, bye” when I hang up and today I’d like to congratulate the guy I scheduled my oil change with

it's hard to know how serious this will be when the outcry from the right over a dead man is indistinguishable from the outcry when they changed the cracker barrel logo

This writer must be having the most batshit day

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????

A:

If you are 45 and under, go and get that vaccine now while it's still free, folks.

And we are scheduled to have *at least three polar vortex events by Feb 1st 2026. We’re also going to see the return of a very crazy clipper system as well. lots of snow expected and negative 50-70 degrees on other days its gone be interesting for them boys fasho!!!!!!!!!!

"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda

How quick we forget.

Beef Tallow Is A Hot Skin Care Trend, But In Grizzly Country It Makes You Bear Bait Beef tallow is gaining popularity as a skin care treatment, but slathering it on while vacationing in Yellowstone National Park or anywhere in grizzly…

Most amusing thing to come from MAGA Beef Tallow trend is conservatives slathering themselves in it and making themselves into bait for grizzly bears in Yellowstone park.
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any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast

"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

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imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter