Kaylynn (she/her) 🦻🏻

Name ANY other artist with 34 versions of their most current album available for purchase. This is not having choices, this is grotesque.

Like WHAT is she doing appearing on reality shows!!!!

Especially after living a very private life while your husband banked tens of millions and THEN deciding to cash in on celebrity?!

Listen, I have been deep pondering how Kylie Kelce’s social justice posturing and public persona has changed since TS entered their family a lot lately and every bit of them feels quite calculated for maximum extraction atp

It is wildly grotesque at this point. What level of extraction from her fans will be enough?!

At what point does it stop being putting one’s art into the world and start being extracting every spare coin from one’s base? In times of unprecedented wealth inequality.

I’ve been into progressive rock bands as long as I can remember…phish, Umph, mule, moe., WSP, all giving different experiences with every live song. It’s half the fun of collecting shows. Can’t imagine if I were also trying to collect merch.

If they were so thoroughly monetizing never playing any song the same way twice, I feel certain the art would suffer.

From billboard Life of a Showgirl's first-week sales were fueled by 34 different versions of The Life of a Showgirl - 27 physical iterations (18 CDs, eight vinyl LPs and one cassette) and seven download variants (not counting clean and explicit editions for wide digital retail).

The phish fan in me is baffled by this strategy

I can’t get a color analysis actually because if I learn the two colors I like to wear don’t suit me I will perish

There is a mustache on the king in homage to Bob and I burst into tears when I noticed it I’m fine

I don’t even have the words to get into how serious Halloween is at my office

There is totally something about how they support my gait for me too, they’re the only shoes I don’t end up with shin splints in

I love my work and it’s incredibly fulfilling but I would absolutely rather be spending these preK years taking a break and better investing in her foundational education.

I would literally be staying home with my daughter if we did not need the benefits package the state provides me. I would not be working and she would not be in day care if our healthcare wasn’t tied to my job.

In the year of our glob 2025 it took nine calendar days for two bras to arrive in the mail to me after ordering and it reminded me of the olden days of ordering shit from the Delia’s catalog over the phone

Ugh same. I hate being mostly a Nike loyalist but their higher end shoes are the best for my feet and gait and they hold up for the promised mileage!! Brooks makes a decent shoe for narrow feet too!

2 years since we finally got to bring her home it’s fine I’m fine 🥹

Either I didn’t look closely enough at the time or the trauma of it all made me forget, but like every book S hands me lately has such a touching inscription from someone I didn’t notice before that I stay bursting into tears 🥹

S finally has the gross motor coordination to really enjoy her Pikler triangle 😍 drinking coffee on the couch while plays

ENGAGES IN WITCHCRAFT 🤣🧙‍♀️

Brands should be banned from sending you marketing emails while you have orders pending fulfillment

The people I mean. Doodle people are different.

One set of neighbors has a pack of doodles and one set of neighbors has a pack of retrievers and the differences in personalities is astounding

Mirepoix on its last legs, ground venison, chunky salsa, a couple kinds of beans, broth, red wine, parm rind, farro, spices and such, came together super fast

Threw together an incredible farro e fagioli pantry soup despite being out of a ton of staples 👏🏼

Why does toddler denim cost so much 😩

Neighbors also doing total window replacements this week 😍

That’s how we felt in our last two apartments!! I’d rather deal with noise than walk up stairs with groceries!

Mine is my hopeless devotion to air conditioning and ice cold beverages